Faction Wars - Make an Aes Sedai cry

[LilyElizabeth]

Please welcome Mystica in proper Shayol Ghul fashion. She is visiting us from the White Tower, and I want to see if y'all can make her cry. Get together on your faction’s private board and come up with your attack, then post it here. Each faction gets 3 tries. No attacks to her personally, just to her as an Aes Sedai. Myst is a busy lady, so no other posting here (except Verb, for security reasons). Best attempt wins. Mystica will be the judge. 

[Verbal32]

*walks into the room, and places his pants on a nearby table*

 

*walks off*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*preening*

[Mystica]

*adjusts her shawl and skirts and takes a seat on the thronelike chair*

 

Hmm, seen better but I suppose these guys don't get to be too comfy. Poor things. I wonder how many I can 'save' today.

 

*sees Verb's pants and decides she can put those to good use*

 

*puts pants in Hermione's bag she 'borrowed'*

[Moon Sedai]

 The Black Ajah sneaks into Myst's rooms, painting them pink and scattering them with glitter.

 

 

Before she can react, she's tied in a shield from the power and stuck in the Prettying chair.

She's given a makeover:
pink hair, nails, body paint, glitter.

She looks like Pinkie Pie decorated her for a party.

[Verbal32]

Please say she's legal.

[Leelou]

Dear Mystica,

 

We are sorry to inform you that you are to be transferred from your job as the Red Ajah Head due to some management issues. While we have little to no appreciation for all the years you've put into the job (and for no pay too, SCORE!), we'd still like to say that your efforts have been noticed (if swiftly forgotten and disregarded). Even though we don't usually share information with our subservient, we have decided to give you a general idea of our ingenious decision.

 

Due to some issues that have surfaced that you're not important enough to know about, one of the Ajahs had remained without an Ajah Head. Since we recognize that you are somewhat capable compared to the other Heads we would like to appoint you as the new Green Ajah Head and forgo the Red Ajah for the time being.

 

We know you're gonna do your best (but really, we don't expect much),

 

Looking forward to exploit you further,

 

 

DM Admin Group

[Mystica]

ROFLMAO Lee! I think that would make the Greens cry rather than me, love. But I have to commend you for your very realistic portrait of the admin appreciation and decision making process. Well done!

 

*raises eyebrow at the Moon* You. Me. Talk. Later. *jabs two fingers to her own eyes and then pokes them at Moon* that's just nasty!

 

@ Verb..... figures.....

[Verbal32]

ROFLMAO Lee! I think that would make the Greens cry rather than me, love. But I have to commend you for your very realistic portrait of the admin appreciation and decision making process. Well done!

 

*raises eyebrow at the Moon* You. Me. Talk. Later. *jabs two fingers to her own eyes and then pokes them at Moon* that's just nasty!

 

@ Verb..... figures.....

 

I resemble that remark!

[Mystica]

well Verb, let's be honest.... that's a very mellow remark to represent you. Everyone knows Ewoks are evil!

[Leelou]

Only Myst, Lily, FLs and Verbal should post in this thread. 

 

Myst, the Shadowspawn have more up their sleeves to torture please you with. 

[Leelou]

In the spirit of the Winter Olympics and in appreciation of the challenge it is to make a witch of your stature huddle in a corner, rocking back and forth as tears flow down your baby butt skin....we have decided to horrify you with this fine artistical routine on ice. We hope it fills your sleep with endless nightmares and makes your cringe whenever someone says the word leotard (seeing as someone wearing one prolly makes you cringe as is >.>).

 

*Ties Myst down into a chair and hits play*

 

http://youtu.be/wMIErbpN_ys

 

We're gonna leave it on loop too so you can enjoy it over and over again! It's really hard to fully appreciate the first couple of times.

[Moon Sedai]

 

 

The first part of the Black Ajah's attack was quite scarring, visually, even for themselves. So, they gathered their forces and counted out those in their ranks Next, they sent in a team of specialists from their own numbers to improve upon the decor.
 

Here is the only known photo of our three anonymous assailants: 

this was not the healthy relaxing mud from a mudbath, but instead the nastiest, dirtiest mud the Black Ajah could find. (Fresh from the Trolloc pens). 

It disgusted the ordinarily clean and stylish Black Ajah to do this, but they had a mission. 

The halls were already pink, so the mud on top of the glitter looked like bloody earth. The three Black Ajah members tromped mud all throughout the Ajah halls. the Phoenix Lounge, and in the rooms of Mystica and her sitters.

Then the three rowdy loud and filthy men gave Mystica an awkward group hug. Covering her in pink mud.

 

[Mystica]

*settles back in the morning with her first cup of coffee watching the scater wondering what this will be since she (on principle) doesn't watch the Sotchi games. Doubt anything they put me through can make me cry more than that homophobic piece of bleep*

 

Oh look, babyface! Nice jacket though.....

 

*bobs head to the music*

 

Oh yeah! Shake that booty

 

*gets caught up in the swing (and due to lack of coffee)* Woooohooo!!! nice jacket but take it off! take it off!!

 

 

Put it back on!! Put it back on!!!

 

UGH!!

 

I SAID PUT IT BACK ON............. gawd!!!

 

 

Can I get some acid to wash my eyes out please??? Oh wait, here comes Moon. I knew I could count on you Sister!

 

 

Oh yes, yes! Yes please, cover me with that mud!! YES!! Don't forget the eyes now! Good girls!

 

[Moon Sedai]

The Blacks had one more chance to make Myst cry. They knew that one of the best ways to break an Aes Sedai was by going through her warders. However, as none of her warders could be found to torture, they chose the next-best thing to Mystica's warders.

 

They decided to turn Alan Rickman Pink.

 

[Leelou]

Dear Mystica,

 

We have decided to express our minimal gratitude by granting you this gift for all the hard work you've done over the months/years (how long you've been in staff? We can't really recall). While this was previously owned by Verbal, we still find it to be a fitting reward for the amount of work you've put in. We're also throwing in a complimentary box of rubber gloves as a courtesy. We're not animals, after all.



 
We hope this fully conveys how much we appreciate you. We also hope Verbal will stop sobbing about having to give it up, but just in case, if he shows up in your bedroom at the middle of the night, don't think much of it. He's a lovely overnight company.
 
Enjoy!
 
 

 
 
 
 
The Admin Group

[Mystica]

*grabs Moon with Air while shielding her at the same time*

Girl, you just went too far. Nobody messes with the Rick-Man! You. Me. talk. Soon! Meanwhile I'm revoking your waiter privileges. And no more morning spanking either!

 

 

Ok ok...... It's settled....... Before Verb starts sobbing over some rubbed dolly in my bedroom. Leelou is the winner of this cry-attempt thingymajig. That dancer is still giving me nightmares..... *shudders*

[Leelou]

YAY! Shadowspawn rule! I would like to thank Nyn for all the creative help. And yes, I found the skater and knew he would invoke nightmares. :evil:

[LilyElizabeth]

Congratulations, Shadowspawn!

[Moon Sedai]

*grovels*

[Nynaeve]

*toothy grin*

 

Hope you enjoy that barbie, Myst ;)

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Verbal32]

If you drop it into a scalding pit of hot magma, I won't be upset.

 

Promise.

[Mystica]

well I did the next best thing. I dropped it in your bed, Verby :)

 

 

Congrats Shadowspawn! Now let's have a nice little party for your lot so I can tally up who you are and plan our hunt to perfection.

[Leelou]

Woohoo a party!! Everyone grab a drink and dance :-)

 

*has her minions set up a party, turns on some music, grabs Verbal and jumps up on a table and dances with him*

[Nynaeve]

Could you tell I had a hand in it, Mysty?  *bats eyelashes* :D

 

 

 

 

Nyn