Fortune Cookie Revival!

[Ryrin]

Sassy fortune cookie is sassy.

 

Was it good?

 

Next time order the shrimp.

[LadyWordsmith]

Yes, that was a cat hair in your miso soup. 

 

Vivat Ansteorra!  (I would totally buy SCA themed fortune cookies) 

[Ryrin]

A good way to keep healthy is to eat more Chines food.

[Zhon]

You should be seeking your fortune out there, not from me.

 

Dark times lie ahead unless you give this restaurant more money.

 

Take a gamble on life.  It won't pay off, but you'll feel better about yourself.

[Ryrin]

About time I got out of that cookie.

 

You will be hungry again in one hour.

 

Run.

[LadyWordsmith]

If you start singing now you will be immediately discovered... or locked up for insanity. Only you can choose your path!

 

You should have opened the other cookie. 

[Wren of the Brown]

Do you remember how it felt when you died?

[Wren of the Brown]

I think of you every day. I wish we could finally meet.

[Wren of the Brown]

It hurts to see you so alone. Please, never give up.

[Wren of the Brown]

We all love you so very much. Please, join us.

[Wren of the Brown]

Wherever you are, you are what is missing in my life.

[Wren of the Brown]

Don't leave just yet. I can't look away from you.

[Wren of the Brown]

No. This will never do. If I can't have you...

[Wren of the Brown]

I'm sorry it has to end this way. You are so very dear to me.