BLACK TOWER NEED HALP QUICK

[The Dragon al'thor]

Okay, so i have been having this issue all week since I joined DM. In particular, I think the issue has to do with the BT. I am starting to really panic here. I am usually so on top of these things. If anyone could shed some light on this issue it would be much appreciated. Okay so for the past week, every time i turn on my computer and go to use it, I come to DM. When i need to do my work, i come to DM. When i need to send emails, i come to DM. I am beginning to suspect compulsion... Was it something you guys put in the brownies? Sincerely Mr.Goodbye cruel world, hello Randland al'thor.      ps. Oh yeah, no problems here.

p.s.s. I ate your brownies

 

[Nyanna al'Meara]

[Nyanna al'Meara]

P.S.fyi, it's the brownies. They've been tainted. Mwahaha

 

 

P.p.s. Hiya, btw :p *forcefeeds moar brownies*

[The Dragon al'thor]

You known *Chews loudly* I cant even really taste the taint anymore. I think the taint might be gone.

I agree.

I am glad we agree.

Yup, seems like this whole going mad thing is not as big a deal as they say.

I know, I think they were just over reacting.

Whats going on here?

Oh nothing were just talking of the taint.

That old thing! HA, what a joke.

Tell me about it. I mean if I am mad, than were all mad right?!

Exactly, and as far as i can tell, we are all pretty straight shooters here.

*stares at Nyanna*

Did you say something?

[Niniel]

Muwahahahaha!!! 

 

It works. Maybe I should have told you, it´s easy to enter the Black Tower. Not so easy to leave. Alive at least...

[The Dragon al'thor]

The real evil here is there is no bloody milk... 

[Niniel]

*gives al´thor a cow*

 

 

[MattheHat]

Moo! *kills cow and gets a Leather*

[MattheHat]

The real evil here is there is no bloody milk... 

 

You wouldn't want bloody milk...

[The Dragon al'thor]

Matrim, you best make me something fine from that leather.

 

I was going to name the cow Butters, but seeing as Butters is dead...

[The Dragon al'thor]

 

The real evil here is there is no bloody milk... 

 

You wouldn't want bloody milk...

 

Better than goats milk, and no worse than what is in a Trolloc's cook pot. Here, try a brownie *Gives tainted brownie*

[MattheHat]

Ooh, thanks! *sticks brownie on Hat-rim*

[The Dragon al'thor]

TinaHel, can you spare me another cow? Matrim seems to think cows grow on the pattern....

[Smiley73]

Moo! *kills cow and gets a Leather*

 

no, you get a hide, the you have to tan the leather!

[Crimson_Ayla]

*loeis*

 

Um...

 

*smashes a glass box on the wall and brings out the emergency brownies*

 

[Nyanna al'Meara]

You known *Chews loudly* I cant even really taste the taint anymore. I think the taint might be gone.

I agree.

I am glad we agree.

Yup, seems like this whole going mad thing is not as big a deal as they say.

I know, I think they were just over reacting.

Whats going on here?

Oh nothing were just talking of the taint.

That old thing! HA, what a joke.

Tell me about it. I mean if I am mad, than were all mad right?!

Exactly, and as far as i can tell, we are all pretty straight shooters here.

*stares at Nyanna*

Did you say something?

LLAMA.

[Panchi]

Welcome to the DM addiction!

 

We all suffer from this, especially BT addiction. I mean I am a Sitter at WT but I spend nowhere near the time there than I spend here. I practically live here. And I have never had those brownies(me no likey chocolate)

[Niniel]

TinaHel, can you spare me another cow? Matrim seems to think cows grow on the pattern....

 

Another cow! Do you take me for a farmer! 

 

Ehm... I think Tubby just ate my last cow. 

 

*loeis*

 

Um...

 

*smashes a glass box on the wall and brings out the emergency brownies*

 

 

I didn´t know we had emergency brownies. That makes so much sense. 

 

*grabs a brownie* 

[Panchi]

*looks longingly at brownies wishing that I didn't hate chocolate*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

*looks longingly at brownies wishing that I didn't hate chocolate*

you can haz tainted apricot bars

 

[Panchi]

*munches on apricot bars*

 

Thanks

[The Dragon al'thor]

*loeis*

 

Um...

 

*smashes a glass box on the wall and brings out the emergency brownies*

 

Thank the light! Finally something to make the voices stop arguing.

 

 

 

*looks longingly at brownies wishing that I didn't hate chocolate*

ERROR ERROR DOES NOT COMPUTE *head explodes*

I will bring you some tainted ice cream later...You like ice cream I presume?

 

 

 

*looks longingly at brownies wishing that I didn't hate chocolate*

you can haz tainted apricot bars

 

 

*sneaks away with one in pocket*

 

 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

no need to sneak, all snacks and beverages are kept in full supply with a patented ever replenishing weave.

 

keep eating, we'll make more

[The Dragon al'thor]

A buffet?! Why did you not say earlier?  I got voices to feed here.  

[Panchi]

Not exactly a buffet, a replenishing weave. It never lets anything finish.

 

And ice cream