Happy Successful Rebellion Against The Evil Empire Day!

[Ithillian Turambar]

You should go to America and become a cowboy.

[ineedfourberfs]

That might just be my perfect job. Roaming around in jeans just kicking back with some cows, eating steak like crazy...

 

I can't use a whip though. Don't ask how I found that out though.

 

 

 

 

Oh go on, it's a good story.

 

[ineedfourberfs]

And American's literally cannot understand me when I talk.

[ineedfourberfs]

So going over to live might not be the best idea, is what I'm getting at.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it's ok, no one understands cowboys either.

[Ithillian Turambar]

A whip?

 

And you could always use your English accent ... you are already thinking in it. You know you are lol

[ineedfourberfs]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD NHYAYAAGARRGGHGH!!

[ineedfourberfs]

I was in Vegas for a week, and daily someone would mishear me when getting some food, thinking I ordered hash browns of all things.

 

Burger. The Burger. Burrrr-gaaah.

 

 

Brgr?

[WWWwombat]

I saw a movie where Hugh Jackman was an Australian cowboy and gets with Nicole Kidman. Also, there's the Crocodile Dundee angle too.

[ineedfourberfs]

Now there's a remake I could get behind.

 

Berf stars as Berf Dundee... Chasing red haired fair beauties from horseback, taming wild animals and living off the land, clawing bad guys right in the face with my metal talons...

[Ithillian Turambar]

That's not a knife .... THAT'S a knife!

 

 

and croikey Steve Irwin

 

 

How can you possibly mispronounce burger?

[ineedfourberfs]

How can it be possible to not understand the word burger, especially when it is roughly 80% of your diet, vocabulary, and National GDP?

[Ithillian Turambar]

Well ... now I am thinking of possible variations.

 

Hash Brown is not one of them.

[ineedfourberfs]

Bugger.

 

Which isn't really in my vocabulary, shocking I know. Might as well turn my passport in.

[Ithillian Turambar]

hahahahaha ...

 

They thought you were an annoying little australian grunt - and you were just trying to confirm that to them?

 

I could see that happening lol.

[Ithillian Turambar]

What colour is your passport?

 

Mine is a deep red colour and it's got the Queen's Shield Design on it.

[ineedfourberfs]

Oh he grunted. He must want Hash Browns.

 

 

 

 

 

?

[Ithillian Turambar]

like this

 

[ineedfourberfs]

Is blue, with a gold stamped coat of arms and a few spots of juice.

 

 

And just the worst photo in the world of me. I'm pretty sure that is standard issue with all passports though.

[Ithillian Turambar]

[ineedfourberfs]

 

Not pictured: Juice

[ineedfourberfs]

Well that is gigantic.

[Ithillian Turambar]

Does it really have a kangaroo and an emu on it?

 

Croiky?

 

What's an American Passport like? Do you really touch your hand to your heart when you sing your National Anthem, like they do in films?

 

What's going on the BBQ today?

 

How do you make proper BBQ sauce? The really sticky sort?

[Ithillian Turambar]

yes. Use of Spoiler code is advised.

[ineedfourberfs]

I think we scared them off. 

 

Also yes, Emu and a Kangaroo.

 

Because neither animal is capable of taking a backwards step. True story.