So...

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

it did start the ball rolling for Clarke gable but he was... special.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

maurelle, have you met krak yet?

 

he abandons us a lot... makes a kitteh frown...

[Maurelle]

Who? *goes into Meerkat mode*

 

I shall fight him with *looks for nearest weapon-like object* a broom handle!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

krak, he's very nice.

 

did you know this thread was on the main board, btw?

 

[Maurelle]

Ne? *feels like she missed something*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

reread the task, dear.

 

I'm getting more depressed by the moment...

 

I'm going to have to turn the heat down under my shiny new cook pot so the stew doesn't scorch...

[Maurelle]

*Asks forgiveness with a trip to the spa*

 

 

Feel better...

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

ahhhh that's the stuff...

 

well, no, I prefer a naughty masseuse to the wrap but the blindfolds a nice touch.

 

still several posts shy of cheered up.

[Maurelle]

I found you masseuse!

 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

oh you're good....

[Maurelle]

Thank you Mistress. *curtsy* Would you like some wine with your massage?

 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I do love the sucking up but I have to tell you if I had points to give I'd already have given them to you...

 

I will help you all I can, with or without kneeling, because you make me smile. and give me live pray. and a nice, though somewhat androgynous not that theres anything wrong with that masseuse.

 

the wine is lovely, I'm sure. but I'm a bit low on rum...

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

um... actually, the kneeling would be nice

[Maurelle]

*offers laser pointer for her to chase*

 

It's ok. I bring the rum.  *kneels in offering*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i might still be a little sad cause pinned topics are off limits and I should have not led you astray when I knew you were following me...

 

*chugs the rum and waits for maybe another post to become interested in the uncatchable red dot.*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

*offers laser pointer for her to chase*

 

It's ok. I bring the rum. *kneels in offering*

but man if I had points to give I'd be giving them all for the kraken..... yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

[Maurelle]

It is my fault, oh Great Mistress. I shall submit myself for punishment should it be required...

 

In the meantime, I offer you this pirate kitty to enjoy with your rum.

 

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I would never punish such a fine thing.... I don't hold that end of the leash. I suspect you might... but for the moment you play this role very nicely :)

 

I can maintain no sad in the face of a pirate bearing rum...

 

I... need to play with something now...

 

where was that toy again?

[Maurelle]

*offers laser pointer* Get the naughty light! Make it fear the dark! *moves it for her to chase*

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

*RPs the life out of that cat and mouse play, chases the dot, zips all over the house, leaps and rolls, noms the neglected nip, passes out and sleeps all the way home*

 

*kitteh hugs, claws sheathed, purrs and thanks you for playing*

 

[Maurelle]

It was my pleasure, Mistress. Have a good nap.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I like to play with you

 

now go snag some more of those tasks so I can finish making a meal out of you :)

[Krakalakachkn]

*offers laser pointer for her to chase*

 

It's ok. I bring the rum.  *kneels in offering*

 

 

Hey, that's exactly what my ex-wife said!...except in past tense...and she said you put instead of just put and my instead of just belly.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

.... you've been drinking again, dear, haven't you?

 

but... you know as well as I do that the kraken is a loving and gentle sip, and has nothing to do with anger or bitter regrets.

[Basel Gill]

That Kraken is good stuff.