I have points!

[Basel Gill]

I have fifty points to give out this month. You want some? I have a challenge for you.

 

Tell me amusing things you have seen on a shirt, whether it is one you own or just one you have seen someone wearing. Posting pictures is optional, but will not increase your chances of getting points. Making the innkeeper laugh will get you points. I will start you off! I've had a shirt for several years that says on the front:

 

Titanic

 

Swim Team

 

1912

[dapianoplay3r]

Dyslexics of the world untie!

[dapianoplay3r]

Procrastonators unite!

 

Tomorrow.

[dapianoplay3r]

Giving out free points is silly

[dapianoplay3r]

On a baby grove

ipooed

[dapianoplay3r]

Now in sober

[dapianoplay3r]

Sarcasm. Just one if the things i offer

[dapianoplay3r]

I went outside once. The graphics werent that good

[dapianoplay3r]

Jimmy was a chemists son

but jimmy is no more

what jimmy thought was H2O

was H2SO4

[dapianoplay3r]

Shhh!

If you losten closely you can hear your stupidity catching up

[dapianoplay3r]

I dont have ADHD its just....

 

Oh look! A bunny rabbit!

[dapianoplay3r]

Ill try to be nicer if you try to be smarter

[dapianoplay3r]

I love lamp

[dapianoplay3r]

There are plenty of fish in the sea

 

but none want you

[dapianoplay3r]

At a Romney rally

 

put the white back in the white house

[dapianoplay3r]

There was dumb and dumber. Then there was you

[dapianoplay3r]

Everyone has to believe in something

I believe in having another beer

[dapianoplay3r]

You put the ho in whore

[dapianoplay3r]

Kids, if someone offers you drugs. Take them and say thank you

drugs are expensive

[dapianoplay3r]

Your village called. They want their idiot back

[dapianoplay3r]

Im not saying i hate you. But if you were on fire and i had water, id drink it

[dapianoplay3r]

Love makes the world go round

but alcohol makes it better

[dapianoplay3r]

One tequila

two tequila

three tequila

Floor

[Basel Gill]

10 points to Dap for funny spammings.

[dapianoplay3r]

Thats how its done fuls