Funny Story about a 5 year old... my bro

[wheeloftime13]

funny story today... lls

My mom put out jeans for Finn to wear this morning, & our neighbor walked him to school, so when mom picked him up, "Finn, did you have an accident at school? Whose pants are those?"

 

Finn, "Yes, I did [sad face]. These are my pants."

 

Mom (thinking, oops I forgot to send a change of clothes to school, these are NOT his pants), "What happened, did you not make it to the bathroom on time?"

 

Finn, "Yeah, it was everywhere."

 

Mom (with growing horror), "Oh...well, who cleaned it up?"

 

Finn, "I did; well, I mostly did, but all the kids had to help."

 

Mom (shocked), "They what!? Why did the other kids have to help?"

 

Finn, "Because it got on them, too."

 

OK, Mom's a bit confused - "Finn, whose pants do you have on?"

 

F, "Mine!"

 

Mom, "But where are your jeans?"

 

F, "In my laundry"

 

Mom, "What? This isn't what you wore this morning!?"

 

F, "Yes. The jeans hurt my tummy so I put these on."

 

Mom, "So what accident were you talking about?"

 

F, "Paint. I got red paint on my pants, see?"

 

 

wadya guys think??

[Ithillian Turambar]

Small people are always right.

[wheeloftime13]

haha... my mom was freaking out for a bit... she shared this story with my dad at the dinner table and his face turned red from laughing so hard...

[ed2funy]

Your story needs a little formatting, but otherwise it is good. 

[wheeloftime13]

i copied and pasted it off my mom's facebook page... yeah.. I'll edit it...

[LedZepMan]

Im so confused

[wheeloftime13]

why??

[ed2funy]

Ah, that looks so much easier to read! 

 

*stamps with seal*

[Nyanna al'Meara]

hhehehehe