Why Light is better than Shadow

[Cbinpdx]

It seems that Light has only male warriors, if I look to Jani's posts. I thought the Light doesn't care about brute muscle power?

 

So, if your local market only has red apples, you conclude that all apples must be red? And apples are the only species of fruit?

[MattheHat]

It seems that Light has only male warriors, if I look to Jani's posts. I thought the Light doesn't care about brute muscle power?

 

Huh?

 

Who implied that!? Stereotyping? You'll find that the light is not only dasies, peace and happiness...

[Darki'n]

Sorry if I didn't quite understand the Light as you see it, but after all, I'm a Shadow, and we're not supposed to understand you. Maybe you're right, daisies won't help you to fight us in Tarmon Gai'don. But the time for it is not yet: it's Christmas now, and we can enjoy your "peace and happiness"

 

And what was that about: "You'll see that Light is not..."? Are you going to TURN me? I'm afraid...

 

Well, happy Christmas (for now)!

[MattheHat]

*waves hand* Oh no, that was just to knock you off balance and make you unsure for Tarmon Gai'don >.>

 

Merry Christmas!

 

*sprays with flowers*

 

[MattheHat]

Lol, oh and I found the instructions on how to turn a shadowite to the light I developed a few months ago:

 

 

1. You take you're ordinary 150 pound shadowite and stretch it out good and proper,

2. then you stand it upright on its hind legs,

3. You wait for a gust of wind to topple the Shadowite over.

4. If it falls with its head pointing due north, continue to step 6

5. If it falls wrong, repeat

6. Your shadowie should now be pointing due north...

7. Pick a bunch of flowers

8. Spread them out on the shadowie

9. Utter some undistinguishable words

10. Take the flowers back off

11. Roll the Shadowie onto its belly

12. Give it a swift kick in the but to remove the dark soul...

13. Then, finally, take it by the scruff of its neck and turn it 13 times to the LIGHT!

[Cbinpdx]

Continuing reasons of why Light is Better than Shadow:

 

All sorts of lovely things to eat only grow and prosper in the Light. In the Shadow, all you got are blind fish and mushrooms. Seriously. 

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[Songstress]

Light makes this possible:

 

 

And of course, the darkness makes the light all the more beautiful.  Merry Christmas to all.

[MattheHat]

[lolguy26]

i think the lighties have a lot of free time

 

go try to save the world or something 

[Cbinpdx]

Lighties save the world on a regular basis! Por ejemplo:

 

SHE fights for the LIGHT!

 

[Netbattler11]

And is much less BA than her counterpart.

 

[Panchi]

Knights and Paladins walk in the Light *nods*

[Netbattler11]

Depends on the knight/paladin.

[Cbinpdx]

And is much less BA than her counterpart.

 

 

 

Oh, please. Wonder Woman is MUCH more bad ass than that posturing, monochromatic, Roman Centurion wannabe.  The only thing scary about Mr. Blue is his manicure, and possibly his affiliation with the Smurfs. 

 

Plus, Wonder Woman saves the world on a regular basis. 

[Panchi]

[lolguy26]

 

And is much less BA than her counterpart.

 

 

 

Oh, please. Wonder Woman is MUCH more bad ass than that posturing, monochromatic, Roman Centurion wannabe.  The only thing scary about Mr. Blue is his manicure, and possibly his affiliation with the Smurfs. 

 

Plus, Wonder Woman saves the world on a regular basis. 

 

 

yeah but has morals and stuff which mr.Badass doesnt

[Cbinpdx]

 

 

And is much less BA than her counterpart.

 

 

 

Oh, please. Wonder Woman is MUCH more bad ass than that posturing, monochromatic, Roman Centurion wannabe.  The only thing scary about Mr. Blue is his manicure, and possibly his affiliation with the Smurfs. 

 

Plus, Wonder Woman saves the world on a regular basis. 

 

 

yeah but has morals and stuff which mr.Badass doesnt

 

Um, I think that's WHY she saves the world... That's definitely a plus for her.

[lolguy26]

well the morals stop her from being a badass

 

and if she DOESNT we'd probably get bored so we allow them to win sometimes

[Netbattler11]

 

 

 

And is much less BA than her counterpart.

 

 

 

Oh, please. Wonder Woman is MUCH more bad ass than that posturing, monochromatic, Roman Centurion wannabe.  The only thing scary about Mr. Blue is his manicure, and possibly his affiliation with the Smurfs. 

 

Plus, Wonder Woman saves the world on a regular basis. 

 

 

yeah but has morals and stuff which mr.Badass doesnt

 

Um, I think that's WHY she saves the world... That's definitely a plus for her.

I think we should all just... chill, man... Leave all this world-domination stuff for another day, you know? Too... out there... and stuff... *draws on hookah*

[Cbinpdx]

well the morals stop her from being a badass

 

and if she DOESNT we'd probably get bored so we allow them to win sometimes  Shallow boast. Lay claim to anytime you've ever done this.

 

Morals are what MAKES someone badass. Nothing stronger than a righteous cause.

[Cbinpdx]

 
 

 

 

 

 

And is much less BA than her counterpart.
 

 
 
Oh, please. Wonder Woman is MUCH more bad ass than that posturing, monochromatic, Roman Centurion wannabe.  The only thing scary about Mr. Blue is his manicure, and possibly his affiliation with the Smurfs. 
 
Plus, Wonder Woman saves the world on a regular basis. 

 

 
 
yeah but has morals and stuff which mr.Badass doesnt

 

 
Um, I think that's WHY she saves the world... That's definitely a plus for her.

 

I think we should all just... chill, man... Leave all this world-domination stuff for another day, you know? Too... out there... and stuff... *draws on hookah*

 


 
 

[Shauna]

I can also never sleep without a light. And it is more necessary than shadow

[Cbinpdx]

well the morals stop her from being a badass   

 

and if she DOESNT we'd probably get bored so we allow them to win sometimes

 

ROFLMAO

 

Yeah, sure, like THAT ever happens!  She wipes the floor with bad guys because they aren't good enough to beat her. She is totally badass. You're just jealous.

[Panchi]

Jeaolus Shadowies

[Panchi]

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