Quotes

[U4ea]

So, I've found myself collecting and making up quotes out of the blue for the last few days (part of not being at school, I suppose... *grins*). So, I thought I'd share and give you a place to share and...

 

well, we'll just all be happy, sharing people, huh? *grins*

 

Made these up:

1- "Screw the meek inheriting the Earth, the geeks already run it!" To Kivam in the "welcome to the Writer's Chapterhouse" thread in the Scribe's Chapter of the Illuminator's Guild

 

2- "Being Cairhien had advantages, but so did being Aes Sedai. Being a Green... well, now that was just more icing on the cake, wasn't it?" In the Last Battle RP in the Revolution One forum.

 

 

Heard these...

1- "Aw, what a cute little guy! You ready for a butt kicking, little fella?" trailor for the TMNT movie

[UrsulaLV]

"TMNT"?

 

 

"Of course he has a knife! I have a knife. We all have knives. It's 1183 and we're all barbarians!" Katherine Hephburn, as Eleanor of Aquitaine

 

Henry II(Peter O'Toole): "The day those stout hearts band together is the day that pigs get wings."

Eleanor: "There'll be pork in the treetops come morning."

 

"The Lion In Winter" 1968

[U4ea]

TMNT= Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. *smirks*

 

I saw Ghostbusters today on Comedy Central, so here's a few inspired ones...

 

"Where do these stairs go?" -Ray

"They go up!"- Peter

 

 

"I thought of the most harmless thing I could imagine. Mr. Stay Puft."- Ray

 

"You never studied." - Ray to Peter in the jail cell.

 

"OK, so she's a dog..." - Peter about Dana (after she turns into a dog...)

 

"I like her because she sleeps above the covers. Four feet above the covers..." - Peter about Dana

 

"Yes, sir, it's true. He is dickless." - Peter about Mr. Peck

 

I'm going to have to go buy this movie and take notes! *grins* I love that movie!!! I need the soundtrack, too... *hums*

[Anders]

Ooooh I love quotes. Here is my fav of the weekend.

 

"Hey, I've been in a firefight before. Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired, from a frycook opportunity -- I can handle myself."

 

Wash

Firefly

War Stories

 

*g* Truer words have never been spoken

[U4ea]

Ice Age II: The Meltdown

"She completes you." ~Sid

 

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

"Dilly-dally, shilly-shally."~Tifa

 

Star Wars: A New Hope

"What a piece of junk!" ~Luke Skywalker

 

ooo, I need to go watch some movies...

[twinflower]

Life should be a little nuts or it's just a bunch of Thursday strung together...

 

Beau in Rumor Has It

[U4ea]

ok, from my movie marathon the other day...

 

Star Wars, Episode 4, A New Hope

 

"It could be worse." ~Leia

*sounds of the monster in the trash compactor*

"It's worse." ~Han Solo

 

 

"I've got a bad feeling about this." ~Han Solo (this line is repeated in Episode 5, by Leia, oddly enough)

[StaffMaster]

"My what an intreguing smell you've found" - SW New Hope

 

"I aim to confound these bungers" - Hal, Serenity

 

"Open Fire, Open Fire, SOMEONE SHOOT SOMETHING!" Nameless guy, Serenity

[Safia al-Maaz]

OH! I can totally help here! :mrgreen: I totally always quote movies. This might get kinda long

 

Robin Hood: Prince of Theives:

1. "No man controls my destiny. Especially not one who attacks downwind and stinks of garlic."

~Aslan to Robin on the beach (yeah that's his name in the script... weird huh?)

2. "Have we treed the devil himself? Let me see... Ah ha! A small boy. A truly dangerous animal."

~Robin to Gisborn

3. " ROBIN

You travel ten thousand miles to save my life, then leave me to be butchered.

ASLAN

I will fulfill my vow when I choose.

ROBIN

Which does not include prayer times, meal times, or any time I'm outnumbered six to one!!

ASLAN

You whine like a mule. You are still alive."

4. "There was a rich man in Nottingham, who tried to cross the river. What a dope! He tripped on a rope. Now look at him shiver! Beg for mercy rich man!"

~Will Scarlet's song

5. "That there's Will Scarlet. Pay 'im no 'eed. 'E's full o' piss and wind."

~Little John to Robin

6. "Locksley! I'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon!"

~Sherrif of Nottingham

7. "GUY OF GISBORN

Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe or a...

NOTTINGHAM

Because it's dull, you twit! It will hurt more!"

 

The Notebook

"That's what we do! We fight. You tell me when I'm being an arrogent son-of-a-bitch and I tell you when you're being a pain in the ass. Which is 99% of the time."

~Noah to Ally

 

Cinderella Man

1. "Where the hell have you been Jimmy Braddock?" ~Joe to himself watching the fight

2. "Jesus H. Christ! Jesus, Mary and Joseph, Mary Magdalene . . . all the saints and martyrs and Jesus! Did I say Jesus?" ~Joe after Jim's first fight

3. "For $250 I would fight your wife." "Now you're dreaming." "And you're grandmother." "Teeth in or teeth out?" "Take 'em out." "Them you're dead. You're down, you're gone." ~Banter between Jim and Joe

 

The Mummy

1. "Blue gold!" (stupid jailer in Hamunaptra)

 

The Mummy Returns

1. "Honey, what are you doing? These guys don't use doors." ~Rick to Evelyn

2. "You could have set off a chain of events that could bring about the next Apocolyps!" *everybody gasps* ~Ardett to Rick while looking at the bracelet on Alex's wrist

3. "You, lighten up. You, BIG trouble. You, get in the car." ~Rick to Ardett, Alex, and Jon

4. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" ~Basically everybody ( :mrgreen: )

 

Hehehe, yeah I watch too many movies.... what can you do? If I think up more I'll put them in here. ;)

[U4ea]

*grins* My favorite line from Robin Hood: Prince of Theives...

 

"Where I'm from, we woo our women. We don't drug them with plants." ~Aslan to Robin after being introduced to mistletoe

[Taei]

Oooo... Quotes! Another weird hobby of mine...

 

Anyways, my favortie of all time and used on WAY too many websites...

 

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person."

 

Dunno who said it, but it's so me. :D

[Safia al-Maaz]

Hmm... that one was in the Santa Clause 2, spoken by the high school principal...

[Taei]

It's been around longer than that though... Been using it for years and years... But will note it down. :)

[Kiara]

Is this enough? (They're not movie quotes, but... *shrugs*)

 

A woman is like a tea bag. You never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water.

Eleanor Roosevelt

 

You wanted perfect, you got your perfect. Now I’m too perfect for someone like you.

Marilyn Manson, AINT

 

I should be out murdering a bad guy, lapping his blood as if he was a popsicle. Instead, I’m writing a book.

Lestat, Blood Canticle, Anne Rice

 

Our occasional madness is less wonderful than our occasional sanity.

George Santayana

 

I do it for the love that I get from the bottom of the bottle.

Smile Empty Soul, Bottom of a Bottle

 

When Love cast me out, it was Cruelty who took pity upon me.

Phedre, Kushiel’s Dart, Jacqueline Carey

 

Anyone that tells you that size doesn’t matter has been seeing too many small knives.

Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter series, Laurell K Hamilton

 

What once we enjoyed and deeply loved we can never lose, for all that we love deeply becomes part of us.

Helen Keller

 

The road of excess leads to the palace of Wisdom.

He whose face gives no light, shall never become a star.

No bird soars too high; if he soars with his own wings.

The most sublime act is to set another before you.

The fox condemns the trap, not himself.

One thought, fills immensity.

You never know what is enough unless you know what is more than enough.

As the air to a bird, or the sea to a fish, so is contempt to the contemptible.

Exubreance is Beauty.

William Blake, Excerpts from: The Marriage of Heaven and Hell

 

We know its all Braille beneath the skirt.

I don’t really care what gentlemen prefer.

If you’re not dancing, then you’re dead.

Marilyn Manson, Dull-dagga-buzz-buzz-ziggity-zag

 

Hold fast to dreams

For if dreams die

Life is a broken-winged bird

That cannot fly.

 

Hold fast to dreams

For when dreams go

Life is a barren field

Frozen with snow.

Langston Hughes, Dreams

 

In the end, everything you do is just everything you’ve done.

Unknown

 

Rungli Rungliot- Thus far and no farther.

Bhutanese saying

 

Painting is poetry which is seen and not heard, and poetry is painting which is heard but not seen.

Leonardo Da Vinci

 

To sin by silence when we should protest, makes cowards of men (women too).

Ella Wheeler Wilcox

 

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or gone stark raving mad.

Norm Papernick

 

People do not seem to realize that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is the victory over self.

Aristotle

 

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be though half as good. Luckily, that is not difficult.

Charlotte Whitton

 

Maturity begins to grow when you can sense your concern for others outweighing your concern for yourself.

John Macnaughton

 

My husband claims to be a great sexual athlete, just because he always comes first.

Ellie Lane

 

There is no genius without a mixture of madness.

Seneca the Younger, Latin philosopher

 

It is never too late to be what you might have been.

George Elliot

 

Nothing is hopeless, we must hope for everything.

Madeline L’Engle

 

The best way to have a good idea, is to have lots of ideas.

Linus Pauling

 

I’m going to memorize your name and throw my head away.

Oscar Levant

 

Not one fucking guy is worth your tears. The only one who is will never make you cry.

Unknown

 

Don’t lie and you won’t have to remember any.

Chinese Proverb

 

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.

Abraham Lincoln

 

Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you’re alive, it isn’t.

Richard Bach

 

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.

Joseph Addison

 

The only way to have a friend is to be one.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Safia al-Maaz]

Wow, that's as long as mine (I didn't double space like you did) ;)

[U4ea]

*laughs* thus the reason you're my sister, Kia. A quote hog. ;)

 

You forgot some of my favorite Anita Blake ones, though...

 

"They say the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. I say it's a 4" blade between his ribs. I prefer 6", but 4" will do the job."

 

"The dog looked like a pi$$ed off dandelion."

 

Ok, so they're not direct quotes, it's off the top of my head. I love them, anyway. *smirks* Thus the reason you've roped me into reading every one of them and I just finished Mistral's Kiss, too. *mutters*

[Kiara]

Those were just the quotes I posted on my blog. I didn't have my quote book on me just then, or I could've posted a lot more. LOL

 

In fact, I found a "Quotationary" at Border's awhile back and had to buy it. It's HUGE! :shock:

[Safia al-Maaz]

OH!! LORD OF THE RINGS!!!

 

1. "Let's hunt some Orc!" ~Aragorn in tTT

2. "Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?" ~Gimli in RotK

3. "It's a little tight across the chest" ~as Gimli tries on the amazing garb that reaches past his feet in tTT

4. "A diversion!" ~Legolas (aka. Captain Obvious) in RotK

5. "Mushrooms!" ~Pippin tFotR

[U4ea]

Batman (the Original Michael Keaton, Jack Nicholson and Kim Bassinger one...)

 

"What are you?"

"I'm Batman."

 

 

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? I always ask that of all my friends. I just like the sound of it." ~The Joker

 

"I LOVE PURPLE!" ~Vikki Vale

 

"Who's this guy? The king of the wicker people?" ~Nox

 

"Where does he get such wonderful toys?" ~The Joker

 

"Because you...are my number one...guy..." ~Grisham and, later, The Joker

 

:) I'm going to bed, now...

[StaffMaster]

"Potatos! Boil 'em, Mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew." - Sam tTT.

 

"You Seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you"

"You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die" - Inigo and Wesley, TPB

[Silver]

Listen up maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.

 

 

 

 

V: [Evey pulls out her mace] I can assure you I mean you no harm.

Evey: Who are you?

V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.

Evey: Well I can see that.

V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.

Evey: Oh. Right.

V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

[carves V into poster on wall]

V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

[giggles]

V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

Evey: Are you like a crazy person?

V: I am quite sure they will say so.

[Taei]

"Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?" ~Gimli in RotK

 

I LOVE that one. :)

 

And Siver that quote has quite a few "v"s in it doesn't it...

[Safia al-Maaz]

"Potatos! Boil 'em' date=' Mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew." - Sam tTT. [/quote']

 

I love that! My physics teacher showed us a weird video that made a rap out of that last year... It was hilarious!