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Talking Aloud to Animals (Things My Cats Make Me Say)

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"I fail to see the attraction in drinking hot, soapy bathwater. Weirdo."

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"I am not interested in having a cat fight on top of me at 5:30 AM. Do you understand me?"

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"Kate. You do not need more plastic in your diet. No, you do not."

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"Daww... Cute, fuzzy little predator."

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"You can calm down now. I will let you."

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"You are far too fat to jump on my head. Don't even think about it."

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"You, my dear, have a very fluffy butt."

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"I'm very proud of the great strides you're making in not being a complete weirdo."

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"Do you realize how round you are?"

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"Yes, you're very sweet and lovey. Pardon me if I'm skeptical, you did just try to bite my forehead."

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"Did you seriously just sigh at me? Am I boring you?"

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"Dude. If you're going to puke, get off my stuff."

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"Why is your butt on my head? Oh, that's right. You're a butthead."

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"I can't see through you. You're black."

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"What are you telling the neighbors all about now?"

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"Can I please interest you in not being in my way?"

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"Did I say I wanted a kitty? Did I? Hmm? Ok, FINE. I have a kitty."

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"Do you mind settling down, please? And by settling down, I do not mean "smashing my arm". Thank you."

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"Look at you, all up in my face, with your big big eyes... and ears... pointed back. Are you trying to steal my soul?"

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"Aww, patting my face... how very cute. PLEASE RETRACT YOUR CLAWS."

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"Do you have any idea how much I want you to shut up?"

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"Aww, good morning lover boy! Such love... so sweet... so... please don't bite my forehead >.<"

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"What is this, a hostile takeover? Have we not had this discussion? MY PILLOW!"

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"Hello! Your name is Kittygo Monkitty. You are lying on the bed cutely. Prepare to be smooched."

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