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Talking Aloud to Animals (Things My Cats Make Me Say)

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No I'm not going to take you outside! I just took you outside like an hour ago. Don't you dare use those eyes on me........seriously go away.........bah fine I'll take you out.

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Your sitting on my feet. You do realize I can't move till you get off right? Of course you do. Ok move now.

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You know I don't mind terribly if you sleep on my bed, but if your right there I can't get into it. Can't you go sleep on the other side?

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Ok, ok now...I'll make you a deal, kitty. You get your head out of there and I promise I'll give you all the milk it in......after I fish all the cheerios out for you, ok? Is it a deal? Can I have my breakfast back now, please?

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Well you're surely not seen often here, Kathleen.

 

Also 5 points for most epic thing to say to a cat.

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I lurk sometimes and post when I can't talk myself out of it haha. I don't get too sucked in cause spam is scary, but sometimes I can't help but get caught in the waves if awesome here.

 

And my kitty has been jumping up on to the table all week and when I lift the spoon to my mouth she darts in and starts stealing my milk. Them I try to get my spoon back in and she shoves it away. So I've been fighting all week with her and finally caved to nogitiating that day. Didn't even realize I said all that till I had finished pleading.

 

The worst part: my cat actually stopped drinking the milk and say on the table till I was done and then I had to push the bowl to her to get her to put her head back in it.

 

Hopefully she will keep this system. Lol.

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Pleas don't sit in the middle of the doorway. If you do, and I try to step over you, please don't then move to where I was going to step, making me wobble and almost fall over, and then glare at me cos I almost stepped on you.

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It's. Era nice that you are happy and purring, but if you could dribble just a little less, that would be appreciated

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I saw you when you were trying to take food from my flat from the front. I saw you when you ere trying to take food from my plate from under my arm. I can see you walking along the back of the sofa, so please don't try it.

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"Soft kitty, warm kitty, great big ball of dumb...."

#thingsmycatsmakemesing

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"What is it, Kate? Are you going to throw up? Do you want a cookie? Is there a dementor on your tail?"

#thingsmycatsmakemesay

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