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Talking Aloud to Animals (Things My Cats Make Me Say)

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for the love of god, please, stop making love to the mouse and kill it already., it's been three weeks....

 

:laugh: Mine never let anything live that long.

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i am going to close my eyes and pretend that you are not guarding a fresh kill on the pillow next to my head....

 

eep! :blink:

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for the love of god, please, stop making love to the mouse and kill it already., it's been three weeks....

 

:laugh: Mine never let anything live that long.

 

mine keep them as pets, to the point where the mice love them back, run to them to get away from me.... i have to call in the landlord to end it, because they bring them into my bed every night to cherish. it's that time of year right now, it's mouseplay all damn night every night.

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i am going to close my eyes and pretend that you are not guarding a fresh kill on the pillow next to my head....

 

eep! :blink:

 

yeah, when they do kill the possessor of the carcass will press himself... it;s always the boy who ends up with possession... as close to me as possible, and just hold it between his front paws all night.

 

apparently, i am home base.

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look, you are both fixed. she does not want to play mount the lioness every night. what else do i have to have snipped for you to understand this?

 

Bahahahaa

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why yes, you have a lovely butt, and that's just the part of you i want in my face right now, thank you so much.

 

I soooooo know that feeling. :laugh:

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i would much rather play wrong side of the door with you than go to work, i really would, but you;re going to have to let go of the carpet and let me leave, or we'll all be eating generic cat food.

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what? what do you want? use your words.

 

i feel so bad when i find myself asking a meowing cat what it wants... happens at least twice a day tho...

 

they glare.

what? what do you want? use your words.

 

i feel so bad when i find myself asking a meowing cat what it wants... happens at least twice a day tho...

 

they glare.

 

This made me giggle. Talking to cats is often like talking to toddlers, isn't it?

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Nothing says love like my teeth sunk in your face.  #thingsmycatsmakemesay

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I don't have cats to talk to but I do talk to nearly every other inanimate object in my house. Clearly the taint. Nice thread :)

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"Yes I'm in here. No, you can't come in. Not even if you ask nicely.

 

 

 

 

 

Five minutes max. Ok? Then you're back outside." I sleep in a seperate grannyflat downstairs at my dad's house. It doesn't have a catflap, much to their distress.

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(to my dog) Oh thank you so much for getting wood all over my floor which I just finished cleaning. I really appreciate it. Oh yes and now you're rubbing fur over my sweater loooovely.

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