Don't Blink!

[ed2funy]

[Basel Gill]

I blinked. That is one freaky-looking statue.

[ed2funy]

Basel....

It's a Weeping Angel.

 

 

GO WATCH DOCTOR WHO!

[bhskeeper11]

*pats*

 

Calm down, love. It's a statue of a weeping angel. >.>

[Lenlo]

Oh I hate you Ed. Now I can never take my eyes from this screen. Its inside my head! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!

 

 

*Runs away screaming*

[bhskeeper11]

That's because it's not just inside your head, Lenlo...

 

It's actually just a reflection off your computer screen of what's behind you.

 

It was nice knowing you, though.

[ed2funy]

@ Kate.

You know full well how dangerous these are!

 

Good....now that you're stuck at the computer, I'd like to talk to you about an offer Taint Industries has out at the moment. We're selling brownies in bulk at a really discounted rate. May I come in?

[Lenlo]

If she doesnt accept the brownies, can I have them? Im hungry.

[ed2funy]

:facepalm:

 

Lenlo, that second line was for you, since you couldn't move.

[Lenlo]

Huh... Well I blame the Angel. Its messing with my head.

[ed2funy]

As well it should!

 

So, about these brownies, we offer them at an extremely low rate. Only 50 cents a brownie.

[beanie]

Hmm do they have extra taint on them?

[bhskeeper11]

As well it should!

 

So, about these brownies, we offer them at an extremely low rate. Only 50 cents dollars a brownie.

 

 

:grumps:

 

:you'rebadatthisbusinessthing:

[Lenlo]

No! He said cents! Dont go changing the prices now because you know better buisness!

 

So about those brownies... Im broke.

[ed2funy]

Love, the brownies are quarter-sized and are gone in a bite. I've got this Jew thing down, trust me. *nodnod*

[bhskeeper11]

:eyeroll:

 

Those brownies are the size of 1,396,703 ants. That's A LOT of ants. They could eat off of this brownie for months!

 

...

 

And your total comes to $50. Thank you, please come again.

[ed2funy]

I'm pretty sure....

*sigh*

No. Ten ants could steal that brownie.

[bhskeeper11]

 

Maybe ten really @#$@^%^@#$ big ants.

 

 

 

$50. Pay now, or pay $55 later. >.>

[ed2funy]

I'm...I'm not sure those are real, love. Who sold you those ants?

[Lenlo]

I dont have 50c! I want my brownie!

[ed2funy]

$50 for the case.

[bhskeeper11]

I'm never letting you do business ever again.

[ed2funy]

Scientists concluded that the chicken came first not the egg, because the protein which makes egg shells is only produced by hens!

[bhskeeper11]

Scientists concluded that the chicken came first not the egg, because the protein which makes egg shells is only produced by hens!

 

[Basel Gill]

Kirk would beat the stuffing out of the Doctor. Just sayin'.