I have returned.

[Reyoru]

How are you doing my evil turnips?

 

I'm running a little behind, so if anyone can summarise all recent events of note in less than 30 words, they get 30 points... if I deem their version to be the best.

[Christine]

Verbal is Perverted.

Ed got roasted.

EP wants to Channel.

Nae is disbanding Dreadies.

Christine is amazing.

Christine got a new pet.

Christine is Nae'blis.

Christine is your new Mistress.

[Reyoru]

30 points, that was exceptional

[Christine]

Thank you, my dear!

[Gabriel Kross]

EP do be wanting to channel

 

but Christine's pet did be eaten so she gave false words :P

[Nynaeve]

But you said you'll be on LoA for two weeks! Plans have to be altered now.

 

Damn it.

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Leelou]

Rey! *stabs* Hi

[Reyoru]

But you said you'll be on LoA for two weeks! Plans have to be altered now.

 

Damn it.

 

<.< >.> >.<

 

Rey! *stabs* Hi

 

Well hello there Leelou! *impales*

[Gabriel Kross]

*stabs Leelou before she retreats into the shadows again!*

[Leelou]

@ Rey.

 

*guts Firebird*

[Gabriel Kross]

*rebirths*

[Alaksuleiel]

that was just wrong firebird.

[Gabriel Kross]

What was wrong? I am a Phoenix I tend to do the whole born out of the ashes thing on occasion!

[Reyoru]

Phoenix make nice songbirds I hear.

 

Someone put him in a cage for me.

[Leelou]

*lures Phoenix into a trap and stuffs him in a cage for Rey*

 

 

[Reyoru]

Excellent work Leelou. 10 points for you.

 

And it's the Pit of Dhoom for you, phoenix.

 

*runs back towards the Mountain clutching the cage and cackling*

[Gabriel Kross]

*burns the cage and flies away*

[Leelou]

Thank you, Rey.

 

*waves bye bye to the birdy*

[Basel Gill]

Hello Rey. *bashes over the heaad with a heavy club*

[Reyoru]

Hey Basel! Nice to see you about!

 

But we're gonna have to refine your technique. As painful as your heavy club was, it would have been more polite to stab me repeatedly. Or pierce me with any other sharp implement.

 

As a general rule of thumb, the sharper, the better. Observe:

 

*Enucleates Basel's eyes with a diamond edged scalpel.*

[Basel Gill]

Stabbings have been done to death, if you'll pardon the pun. A nice blunt instrument is fun. If you hit someone hard enough or enough times, you can really bash their brains in. But I felt you could still be useful, so I let you live. And I was rather pleased with my recent strangulation of Christine.

[Reyoru]

Ah, you kids and your fads.

 

So bashing is the new stabbing eh?

 

Old folk like me need to keep up with the times.

[LilyElizabeth]

Stabbings have been done to death, if you'll pardon the pun. A nice blunt instrument is fun. If you hit someone hard enough or enough times, you can really bash their brains in. But I felt you could still be useful, so I let you live. And I was rather pleased with my recent strangulation of Christine.

 

Sounds like a trolloc in the making here...

[Christine]

I quite agree!

[Basel Gill]

Sounds like a trolloc in the making here...

 

*tosses Lily into a swimming pool conveniently located nearby... plugs in a toaster and tosses that in too*