It's the End of the Month, you have points, and I am here to take them!

[Christine]

Alright, kids and kittens! You have points, and I wants them!

 

 

So!

 

 

 

For Mistress Lily, a new dagger!

 

 

 

 

For mistress Nyna, a new diamond corset!

 

 

 

 

 

And, for Verbal, a new litter box!

 

 

 

 

 

Would anyone else like a present?

 

 

Or, perhaps, would you prefer a presentation?

 

 

 

*smiles wickedly and reaches between her bosom and pulls out a small thin dagger, before turning quickly and throwing it through the throat of a nearby servant*

 

 

So, ladies and gents, boys and girls. What can I do to please you?

[dapianoplay3r]

I thought this was a DO thread. Im kinda disappointed. But since Im here

Amuse me

[Christine]

Psh, please. I'm too cool for that.

 

 

 

Amuse you? Ok then...

 

 

*disappears behind a curtain and comes out with a wheelbarrow that contains a tied up and gagged Ed*

 

 

*sets up a fire and places Ed over it, like roasting a pig over a spit, and ungags him*

 

 

Sing, Ed. Sing for your freedom. Amuse the man and help me get points.

[dapianoplay3r]

haha Im warming to it

(if you can actually get ed to sing on a thread somewhere Ill give you points lol)

[Christine]

Ed. Sing. To prove you missed your favorite dreddie.

[LilyElizabeth]

What a beautiful pressie! *stabs Christine with the new dagger* Yep. It works. 25 pts.

 

And another 20 for torturing Ed, because that never gets old.

[cosmicpanda]

Is this like a reverse DO thread? I haven't seen that before.

[Christine]

This is a "Christine is a point whore" thread.

 

 

It's a whole new level.

 

 

*gives panda a baby panda bear that is trained to bite piano on the butt*

 

For you, dearest cosmic!

[cosmicpanda]

Oh, I can still give points? Take 50.

[Christine]

Hey! Thanks!

 

*gives Panda a lollipop*

 

 

 

 

And, Panda love, I will take points ANY time!

[Alaksuleiel]

*sobs* Where's my present?!?! *pitiful sniffles*

[Christine]

Oh, never fear darling, for I have not forgotten you!

 

 

*pulls a hairpin from her hair and throws it at Eli*

 

 

I got you a set of dagger hair pins!

 

 

 

 

Now, GIVE ME MY POINTS!

[Alaksuleiel]

30 points for you *sniff* you knew EXACTLY what I wanted!

[Christine]

And this, dears, is why I am the Points Whore. *nodnod*

[Arez Al'Loke]

ohh yeaaah, I want a sword! Christine Sedai

 

Preferably "The warder" sword as it's a better sword than the "Heron marked sword"..

 

*Waiting*

[Christine]

Arez, while we are in Shayol Ghul, I am not Christine Sedai. Just as at the White Tower, I am not Mommy Chrissy / Mistress of Pups.

 

 

Here, I am the Point Whore Darkfriend, member of the Dreadlord Faction, and all around BAMF.

 

 

 

And, you cannot have a sword. You have no points to give me. And I want points.

 

 

*takes away all swords from Arez*

[Arez Al'Loke]

*Becomes enraged* I don't care who you are! I WANT MY SWORDS!! RAAWWRRR!!

 

[Christine]

 

 

There. Now sit down and hush. I'm getting points over here.

[Arez Al'Loke]

My preeeeciouuuus *Runs hand gently over the sword and stalks away*

[Reyoru]

Here, I am the Point Whore Darkfriend, member of the Dreadlord Faction, and all around BAMF.

 

[Naeann]

Lolz... 50 points to Rey.

[Christine]

...

 

 

*Glaring directly at Rey, Christine reaches over to a nearby guard and grabs the hilt of the sword at his waist. As the man moves to stop her, she gives him a death glance, and then slides her dagger across his throat. As the guard crumbles to the floor, she turns back to Rey. Leveling the sword, she stares at the poor fool.*

 

 

Watch what you say about the Dreadlords, child.

 

 

*takes two steps forward and beheads Rey with the sword, before daintily returning the sword to the guard she got it from*

 

 

 

Can I get a clean up in here please? I don't want the filth to make the room stink. And, while you're at it, someone come and get this guard as well.

[Naeann]

You just killed someone who can now give you points... or will be able to shortly. :P

[Christine]

*shrugs*

 

 

I kill Ed on a nearly daily basis, and he is my Faction Leader (unless something changed)

 

 

Welcome to the world of Christine. And, he talked bad about the Dreadlords. He can sit there in a pile of blood.

 

 

 

*offers Naeann some cookies*

[Naeann]

Mmm cookies -noms on them-

 

Thanks! 20 points.