The Stumbling Soldier V

[goldeneys]

Hey Canis, nice to see you. Never seen you before (well I've seen you, but not when you've been on), but welcome back.

*gives Canis a flaming shot*

if you looked around a bit, you'd see I'm the new troublemaker :D :D :D . I'm sooo proud of my ocupation. LOL :lol:

[Canis Rufus]

Well then my friend of congenal kin what say you to kicking up the activaty of the lavashious fun happanings......

 

first Cadsuane...... :idea:

 

*throws back flaming shot and the welocome livations that have been given. pulls out special issue Cavalry Brew gun. Takes aim as Cadsuane and blast her with full torrent of Brew blasting power. runs ove and upsconds the with held livations and quickly swigs them back.*

 

any more requst Cadsuane :D

[Guest Cadsuane]

*stands in shock*

 

It was supposed to be a friendly little joke, and this is what I get?!

[goldeneys]

*watches*

*gets a flaming shot and drinks it*

[Canis Rufus]

....... well yea 8) what else would you do if some one is hold great Brew hostage. Now you gonna play back or is this a Tea party?

 

 

 

 

 

.......... bring it

 

*whips out Mini Brew gun and is now double weilding*

[Guest Cadsuane]

*whips out non-Kin knitting needles, and quick as a flash and dodging squirts from the Mini Gun, pokes holes in Canis's brew hose so that the full force of the brew hits him instead of coming out the nozzle at her*

 

*while Canis is spluttering, slides giant basin under him so as not to waste any of the driping brew*

 

You mean like that?

[Guest Seryanne]

Does a Brew gun count as purposeful spillage?

 

I don't know :D

[Helike]

I'll have to check on that law revision...

 

*glares and brandishes her red sleeve*

 

But I'm watchin' you, Canis... :twisted: This is your warning! Anymore brew spillage, splashage, squirtage, or dumpage and I WILL spot fine you!!!

[Guest Cadsuane]

Nono, neither of us spilled brew! We clearly stated that we were collecting all the brew so it is not wasted... I think. :lol:

[Canis Rufus]

*Pulls out back up Brew gun and BLAST Helike!!!!!*

 

Laws aginst Brew fights!!!!?!?!!!! You soon see why they call me the Rogue Pup........

 

 

*and yes Cadsuane just like that.............. or this*

 

*Pulls rope on Brew Ballons over Cadsuane's head and watches the explosion of Brew insue!*

 

You'll never catch me Copper!!!!!!!!

[goldeneys]

*watches, not getting involved*

*drinks his own brew*

[StaffMaster]

*wanders in and sits down, orders a giant mug of Bandy and starts drinking........And doesnt stop*

[Guest Cadsuane]

*watches Staffy admiringly*

 

Woohoo! Go to it!

 

*opens her mouth very WIDE to catch and drink all the brew from Canis's brew balloons*

 

Mmm mmm brew!

[Ozhammer]

STOP PRESS

 

After a massive day/night out at Rosehill Races last Saturday, I have given up drinking.

 

 

until thursday night at least

[Guest Cadsuane]

*pounces on Oz, perching on his lap*

 

*waves her mug of brew under his nose as she brings it to her mouth to drink*

 

Mmmm, brew. Can you smell it, love? So tasty, so refreshing!

 

*watches Oz's eyes follow the brew as it moves, laughs smugly*

[Ozhammer]

*uh oh, I could be in trouble*

 

1. Pretty gal on my lap

2. Beer

3. Female mouth with delicate lips

4. mentioned the "L" word

5. Nice eyebrows

 

feel my resolve weakening, must fight combined might of babe and booze, must fight, must fight (at least until wednesday......

[Helike]

*stood still for an entire page watching precious brew drip off of her face and onto the floor*

 

CANIS!!!! For brew crimes, guess what?

 

SPOT FINE!!!

 

I want to see you AND your horse gimme 100 push ups, counted out and while singing this ryhme.

 

Brew is for drinking

Not getting me killed.

I'll do my best to save it

If I see it getting spilled!

[Guest Faile1987]

Faile comes in having finally dealt with her long hung-over phase after all of those abi-parties and now would like some Bandy as well

 

*pounce-huggles everyone*

 

Do you have something for me?

 

*blinks her lashes nicely*

[Helike]

Great to see you!! But fluttering eyelashes don't work on me...

 

*slides Faile a Flaming Shot*

 

But I'll get you one anyway!

[Corki]

Canis is back, and already causing mischief! Just like always!

 

*grabs a Brew and savours its taste*

 

As this page is now 10 pages long, I am tempted to say...

 

BRAWL TIME!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Cadsuane]

Whatever you say, MG!!

 

*gulps the last of her brew, tosses the mug, hops off Oz's lap, grabs the chair, ducking the surprised Oz, and hurls it at Corki*

[Corki]

*downs his Brew in time to avoid the flying chair*

 

*slams empty Brew mug on the table*

 

*grabs another chair and hurls it in Cads' and Oz's direction*

 

Take that!

[Guest Cadsuane]

*grimaces as Corki's chair catches her shoulder in a glancing blow*

 

*throws Oz at Corki*

 

*whips out her mini-RSBB and begins whacking the next person to post who is not Corki*

[Steel Axe]

*gets whacked and grabs caddy throwing her at corki*

[Guest Cadsuane]

*grabs a rafter as she flies through the air, looping around it to send herself back at Steel*

 

*thwaps him one good in the head with the mini-RSBB as she soars over him, and lands gracefully on top of a nearby table*

 

*waits for Corki's modem to catch up with the brawl*