SPAM WAR

[mmeeshal]

I has to go now :(

 

But I leave you with this :D

 

Then came the Middle Ages. King Alfred conquered the Dames, King

Arthur lived in the Age of Shivery, King Harold mustarded his troops

before the Battle of Hastings, Joan of Arc was cannonized by Bernard Shaw,

and victims of the Black Death grew boobs on their necks. Finally the

Magna Carta provided that no free man should be hanged twice for the same

offense.

 

In midevil times most of the people were alliterate. The greatest

writer of the time was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also

wrote literature. Another tale tells of William Tell, who shot an arrow

through an apple while standing on his son's head.

 

The Renaissance was an age in which more individuals felt the value of

their human being. Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at

Wittenburg for selling papal indulgences. He died a horrible death, being

excommunicated by a bull. It was the painter Donatello's interest in the

female nude that made him the father of the Renaissance. It was an age of

great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented the Bible. Sir

Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes.

Another important invention was the circulation of blood.

Awww.... *hugs* G'night!!

 

Also....what an epic way to leave....I think I just peed myself. XD

 

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn’t.

[Aiel Heart]

Леелоу Leelou

Аыла Ayla

Матт Matt

мееш Meesh

 

consider yourselves Russianified

[mmeeshal]

Awesome! You know, considering you're taking a Russian class...I'm surprised you've never mentioned my name and "russian" in the same sentence before. XD

 

Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

[Crimson_Ayla]

Ok. So I had to come back to share one final bit :D

 

Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltare

invented electricity and also wrote a book called Candy. Gravity was

invented by Isaac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the Autumn, when

the apples are falling off the trees.

 

Bach was the most famous composer in the world. and so was Handel.

Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was very

large. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Beethoven wrote music even

though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long

walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven

expired in 1827 and later died for this.

 

France was in a very serious state. The French Revolution was

accomplished before it happened. The Marseillaise was the theme song of

the French Revolution, and it catapulted into Napoleon. During the

Napoleonic Wars, the crowned heads of Europe were trembling in their

shoes. Then the Spanish gorillas came down from the hills and nipped at

Napoleon's flanks. Napoleon became ill with bladder problems and was very

tense and unrestrained. He wanted an heir to inherit his power, but since

Josephine was a baroness, she couldn't bear children.

 

The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is

in the East and the sun sets in the West. Queen Victoria was the longest

queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years. Her reclining years and finally

the end of her life were exemplatory of a great personality. Her death

was the final event which ended her reign.

 

The nineteenth century was a time of many great inventions and

thoughts. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to

spring up. Samuel Morse invented a code of telepathy. Louis

Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who

wrote the Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered radium. And Karl

Marx became one of the Marx brothers.

 

The First World War was caused by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by a

surf.

 

 

And yay! I've been Russianeded :D

[mmeeshal]

OH EM GEE....

 

The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

[Crimson_Ayla]

 

But really gotta go now >.>

 

Gooooodnight :D

[mmeeshal]

Nighty night, sleep tight!!

 

They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan’s teeth.

[Leelou]

Night Ayla!

[Nyanna al'Meara]

PFFFAAAHHHAAAHAA!!! What's up with all these hilariously twisted texts???

 

 

Леелоу Leelou

Аыла Ayla

Матт Matt

мееш Meesh

 

consider yourselves Russianified

 

Also, OOOO! Can I haz Russianified too???

[Leelou]

Леелоу has to run to the store and get holiday cards out in the mail! Oh if you want a holiday card from me, PM me your info since they are going out this weekend!

[Nyanna al'Meara]

Iz me getting one from Woofmomma? Purlease?

[mmeeshal]

I put something on FB about Christmas cards, and I think I have...3 people who want one from me right now. XD

 

He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.

[Leelou]

Iz me getting one from Woofmomma? Purlease?

 

Yes my little wolfpup, you are getting one. :D

[mmeeshal]

Even in his last years, Grand pappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

[Leelou]

I put something on FB about Christmas cards, and I think I have...3 people who want one from me right now. XD

 

He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.

 

No one on FB responded to my card post. I'll just hunt them down like I do every year. *sigh*

[mmeeshal]

Hmm....I dun think I even saw yours. XD I saw Nae's and Raena's, though. XD

 

Yeah, people are so...passive...sometimes. XD

 

He felt like he was being hunted down like a dog, in a place that hunts dogs, I suppose.

[Leelou]

I just put up another post.

[mmeeshal]

I seeeeeeeed it.

 

She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

[Leelou]

I replied! :D

[Aiel Heart]

Наиан = Nyan

 

And actually the better way to phonetically write "Leelou" would be "Лиилу" now that I think about it.

 

Oh and my name phonetically in russian letters... Аиэл Харт

[mmeeshal]

I will help you in your picture thing in a bit, I must eat dinner first!

 

And yeah, my name's Meesha, which is just a different spelling of Mischa, which is very Russian. XD

[Aiel Heart]

Well now I'm doing something else... How long is this thread up? Because this is important!!!

[Nyanna al'Meara]

5. It´s for the time 1 - 8 December. I will count the posts before I go to bed on the 8th. (Maybe around 10 PM CET.)

 

That what you meant?

[mcs0083]

I think I want to call shenanigans already on this contest. There are no where near enough active males for this to be fair XD lol

[mmeeshal]

Well, I can guarantee that wasn't taken into account at all whatsoever when the dates were planned.