SPAM WAR

[Leelou]

Hiya Matt.

[mcs0083]

Wait, what are you on about meesh? >.<

[mmeeshal]

Is that what I should call you, too, mac--mcs? >.>

 

McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

 

Lovely visual there.

[Crimson_Ayla]

When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.

 

It is a well-known fact that a deceased body harms the mind.

 

The dodo is a bird that is almost decent by now.

[mcs0083]

And doduo is a pokemon

[mmeeshal]

Wait, what are you on about meesh? >.<

I found a list of crappy/brilliant analogies written by high school students.

[Leelou]

Poor hefty bag.

[Crimson_Ayla]

The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object.

 

*dies*

[mcs0083]

Sounds like a heaping helping of angst :P

[Crimson_Ayla]

The inhabitants of ancient Egypt were called mummies. They lived in

the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is

such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the

dessert are cultivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the Pyramids in

the shape of a huge triangular cube. The Pramids are a range of mountains

between France and Spain.

[Leelou]

I'm hoping the traffic isn't too bad tonight.

[mcs0083]

I'm hoping the traffic isn't too bad tonight.

 

Do you live in a metro area?

[mmeeshal]

The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object.

 

*dies*

Oh noes!! *pulls out a dusty, unused flask of un-die juice and dumps some down Ayla's throat*

 

Sounds like a heaping helping of angst :P

Naw, just pathetically awesome. XD

 

Also, you didn't answer my question about what to call you. I'm still in Mac sauce mode.

 

His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

[Turin Turambar]

Yay! another participant.

[Crimson_Ayla]

*undies*

 

Without the Greeks we wouldn't have history. The Greeks invented

three kinds of columns -- Corinthian, Doric, and Ironic. They also had

myths. A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of

Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intollerable.

Achilles appears in The Illiad, by Homer. Homer also wrote the Oddity, in

which Penelope was the last hardship that Ulysses endured on his journey.

Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.

 

Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people

advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.

[mcs0083]

What my title says, like Leelou I assume saw.

[mmeeshal]

Oh my goodness, Ayla, now YOU'RE killing ME! XD These are too good! XD

 

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at asolar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

 

**edit**

Pfft, titles, who needs them? >.>

[mcs0083]

lol Well I just wanted to have people start to call me by my real name.

[Leelou]

I'm hoping the traffic isn't too bad tonight.

 

Do you live in a metro area?

Near Boston

 

What my title says, like Leelou I assume saw.

We used to be FB friends long time ago.

[mmeeshal]

Makes sense, Matthew Christopher S.

 

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

[Crimson_Ayla]

Oh my goodness, Ayla, now YOU'RE killing ME! XD These are too good! XD

 

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at asolar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

 

I just cannae help it! Also. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Also.

 

In the Olympic Games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits

and threw the java. The reward to the victor was a coral wreath. The

government of Athens was democratic because people took the law into their

own hands. There were no wars in Greece, as the mountains were so high

that they couldn't climb over to see what their neighbors were doing.

When they fought with the Persians, the Greeks were outnumbered because

the Persians had more men.

 

Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks. History calls people

Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long. At Roman

banquets, the guests wore garlics in their hair. Julius Caesar

extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March

murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Nero was

a cruel tyranny who would torture his poor subjects by playing the fiddle

to them.

[mcs0083]

I'm hoping the traffic isn't too bad tonight.

 

Do you live in a metro area?

Near Boston

 

What my title says, like Leelou I assume saw.

We used to be FB friends long time ago.

 

Used to be? This must be rectified!

[mmeeshal]

Also.

 

In the Olympic Games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits

and threw the java. The reward to the victor was a coral wreath. The

government of Athens was democratic because people took the law into their

own hands. There were no wars in Greece, as the mountains were so high

that they couldn't climb over to see what their neighbors were doing.

When they fought with the Persians, the Greeks were outnumbered because

the Persians had more men.

 

Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks. History calls people

Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long. At Roman

banquets, the guests wore garlics in their hair. Julius Caesar

extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March

murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Nero was

a cruel tyranny who would torture his poor subjects by playing the fiddle

to them.

That one...that one KILLED me! *dies gasping for air and laughing*

 

 

*posts from the grave*

 

Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

[Crimson_Ayla]

That one...that one KILLED me! *dies gasping for air and laughing*

 

*posts from the grave*

 

Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

 

*is totally a corpse with Meesh*

 

I has to go now :(

 

But I leave you with this :D

 

Then came the Middle Ages. King Alfred conquered the Dames, King

Arthur lived in the Age of Shivery, King Harold mustarded his troops

before the Battle of Hastings, Joan of Arc was cannonized by Bernard Shaw,

and victims of the Black Death grew boobs on their necks. Finally the

Magna Carta provided that no free man should be hanged twice for the same

offense.

 

In midevil times most of the people were alliterate. The greatest

writer of the time was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also

wrote literature. Another tale tells of William Tell, who shot an arrow

through an apple while standing on his son's head.

 

The Renaissance was an age in which more individuals felt the value of

their human being. Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at

Wittenburg for selling papal indulgences. He died a horrible death, being

excommunicated by a bull. It was the painter Donatello's interest in the

female nude that made him the father of the Renaissance. It was an age of

great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented the Bible. Sir

Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes.

Another important invention was the circulation of blood.

[Leelou]

My fb info is in the bt thread.