Hi

[Nargbert]

Fine... Narg will slide... but just so you know... Narg no longer poops poop. He only poops butterflies and rainbows now. Aes Sedai... what can you do? *slides in*

 

Yes... their anti spam filter is very harsh... 3 seconds! Good lord! sorry... GREAT LORD!

[Elgee]

Light, I walked right into that one *sighs*

 

I mean yeah sure you're invited to dinner DON'Tbringyourownfood. You can bring Roka, though. And Snarly. And of course my Slapper and Spanker.

[Nynaeve]

*gasps* not the trolloc dance of hooman branding!?!?!

 

 

I'd convert into Saar'Eve but it would take a couple of days. I'd need to let myself go, stop shaving my legs... seems a bit of a hassle :/

 

Sorry boys, you're on your own :P

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Daruya]

*eyes Elgee suspiciously*

 

Just why are you inviting me to dinner with not one but TWO Trollocs? Brings a whole new meaning to "let's have Dar over for dinner." Methinks I don't care to be dinner. If, OTOH, you are having a nice roast chicken with potatoes and gravy and some lightly steamed vegetables . . . I'll be there with bells on!

 

Oh, and before I forget . . . *slaps Elgee*

 

Speaking of mafia . . . I got killed in my last mafia game. Curse those blood traitors and mudbloods, anyway, but the Dark Lord will surely avenge me!

[Elgee]

Oh, there will definitely be some roasted chicken ... *eyes Narg*

[Nargbert]

*eyes Elgee back* I know.. I know... all the ladies want a piece of this!

 

And where does one volunteer to be a slapper of the seat??

[Elgee]

One takes on both my Warders - if one beats them to a pulp, one becomes the new slapper of the seat *nods*

[Nargbert]

Ha! Sounds easy enough! *hands them a pic of Elgee's Thigh Highs*

 

Do you want me to beat them now in their catatonic state? Or will you just call it a gimee at that point?

[Elgee]

They've already seen it and ... sheesh that would hardly be playing fair, Nargy :P

[Nargbert]

Hellooooo... trolloocccccc.... we don't play fair. We play to win! I am just trying to behave myself a little in the tower... otherwise the whole place would be empty!

 

And just because they have seen it doesn't mean a thing. I believe they are still men.

[Elgee]

Oh I know - I know full well how ... incapacitated it would make them :P

 

But, you have to consider the following: only my Warders may be Seat Slappers *winks*

[Nargbert]

Well son of a... you are changing the rules on me here!!!!

 

*does the dance of honorary trolloc membership* Well played mother... well played... *starts looking for a Vanion outfit*

[Daruya]

Ummmm . . . Mother, I'm not one of your Warders and as far as I know I'm the only OFFICIAL Slapper of the Amyrlin Seat. Your Warders just do it as a sideline. *nods*

[Nargbert]

*gasps* A loop hole!!!! *goes to find a Daruya outfit*

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Lmao, Dar!

[Nynaeve]

Pfft. I'm the Official Spanker of the Amyrlin Seat. Daruya got nothing on me

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Nargbert]

Hmmmm... *walks in with Nyna's hair... Dar's corsett, and Vanions Pants* This isn't going to work is it....

[Nynaeve]

Well, not really. Because... if you're wearing Vanion's pants that means he's not wearing any... >.> wait, where did Elgee disappear to? mmmm... I wonder :P

 

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Elgee]

Dar is my face slapper, Nyna is my ass spanker, and my Warders get to ... oh well do pretty much what they want :P

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Narg, you really havnt got the idea yet have you?

 

*cbecks there are no impressionable initiates around*

 

You see old boy...you pretty much just grab her and do whatever you want :p

[Elgee]

But only if you're my Warder! *waits to see if Narg is going to faint or not*

[Nargbert]

*doesn't know why that would make me faint* So... what you are saying here is... if I was your warder... *makes sure he has all his vanion clothes ready to go* I could sick my pixies with feathers collection on you and watch you laugh until you pee yourself?

 

 

Or other stuff???? We need the Amyrlin to be out mentoring more initiates here to make sure they are trained in this kind of thinking!

[Elgee]

Got it in a nutshell. Of course, the other side of the coin is you would have me in your head.

[Nargbert]

what?????? *faints*

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

But only if you're my Warder! *waits to see if Narg is going to faint or not*

 

 

Thats such a ruse. We all know its pretty much a free for all.