Werewolf game 4: Underworld edition

[Talya]

I've had enough of this mulled wine...a beer please kazen....and quit measuring my neck...its very delicate.

[Kaznen]

Ya know vampires have delicate bones.

[Dark Justice]

Oh! Free drinks.

 

*drinks 5 tequilas, with salt & garlic*

[Talya]

Kaznen...don't have delicate bones...never broken a bone in my life.....it just gets cold

[Kaznen]

You know who else gets cold? The Undead.

 

Hmmmmm...

 

Why don't you have some of this stinky garlic bread.

 

*sniffs*

 

Smells good don't it?

[Direwolf Jon]

*wanders around the gallows checking to make sure everything will work for the lynching.*

[Talya]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....I love garlic bread...I'll try yours would you like to try some I made as well....actual cloves on it.

[the dude]

clearly i've missed a lot in my absense... 8)

[Talya]

You've missed a lot of food and drink...but I'm sure there's some left.

 

Had a lie in this morning...out late last night were we????

[the dude]

who me? nah, i've been up for a while. you maybe didn't notice, but i was around ealier, but i had to do some errands. so, like, are we gonna lynch someone or what?

[Dark Justice]

yes. I think we need to do some lynching. but we all know, from the previous times, that the first one to be lynched is a villager. Its sad buissines.

[the dude]

yeah that's the toughest part. the villagers always eat it on the first day (or rather they get eaten)..... it's like the monsters get a head start at the beginning of every game. one of these days we'll get lucky and kill a monster on that first day, i'm sure of it...

[Talya]

Lets hope we get it right today then. Where's the mayor he should be presiding over the proceedings.

 

By the way anyone seen Kadere today

[the dude]

today? nope.

 

now your idea about the mayor picking the lynchee, that may have some merit. 'bout time that lazy official pulled his weight around here. 8)

[Talya]

Bit of a weight as well....after all he ate this morning....you'd think he had to replenish his energy stocks for something

[the dude]

well he's a busy man. at least that's what he always tells me when i try to talk about how much i pay in taxes......

[Sirayn]

Tell you what, let's not let a self-appointed mayor pick someone to lynch, shall we? Everyone picks the lynch together - since any other way is a fast road to a werewolf setting an innocent up for an easy lynch. Seems to me that the werewolves have the most interest in putting themselves forward anyway. Anyone else confident they won't be night-killed as a possible threat? :?

[Talya]

And where does it all go....don't see any new defences for the village.

 

Mind you he's got a lovely new sports car...have you seen it?

[Alys Kinch]

*shows up dragging heavy covered cart*

 

can i get some help with these?

 

*throws cover off revealing chocolate statues of villagers*

 

let's feast!! :P

[Talya]

Alys you're a life saver.....they are just chocolate aren't they

[Kaznen]

*shows up with custom made lynchin' ropes*

 

I made a special lynchin' rope for all of us. :D You can tell which is yours by the handy name tag. See, here's mine. :P

[the dude]

ooooooh nylon... this is kinda nice.

[Lukys Kinch]

*is halfway through one of the chocolate statues*

 

Nylon lynching ropes...? Nice work Kaznen ;)

[Talya]

Good quality....and I like the colur....well if you're going to be lynched best to do it in style... :shock:

[Kaznen]

And I wove silver strands in with the Nylon and took them all to the church and soaked them in holy water. They should be able to kill a werewolf or a vampire as easily as a poor villager.