Quotes you'd wish you heard in WoT

[Nynaeve]

I was going through my archive, looking through some saved threads from around 2002 and I came across this. It's really funny and I figured I'd share it with you guys.

 

All credit goes to the person who found this online and made the thread: Julannah Damodred of the Blue Ajah.

 

 

Quote You Wish You'd Hear in WOT - found on a website whilst surfing net

 

 

"Right, I've had enough of your whingeing, Faile. I think it's time I gave you a long overdue spanking..." Perrin.

"Come back, Cauthon, you coward! It's just a flesh wound!" Couladin.

 

"Of course Lord Dragon, I do indeed know a way to light your cigar using Saidin. This is called 'BaleFire'..." Mazrim Taim.

 

"I'm sorry Rand, but you made me tell you. But blood, death, and maiming in your aura, don't necessarily mean bad things...." Min.

 

"Gosh, flip, poo, and darn it." Uno.

 

"You know, I've been watching you Perrin, and you sure do have a cute butt." Lan Al'Mandoragon.

 

"Make sure you are very careful on this 'skimming' platform, my lord.... My lord? Rand? RAND?" Asmodean.

 

"Excellent! A swimming pool! Lets make some flumes!" The Aiel.

 

"For some reason, I have a terrible craving for pizza with onion, toothpaste, and sardine topping. What can this mean?" Aviendha.

 

"So your Shadar Haran? Tall bugger, aren't you! Where's the big guy? I reckon he wants to see me, and thank me for all my good work." Moghedien.

 

"Halima? You do know you are growing a beard don't you dear?" Egwene Al'Vere, the Amyrlin seat.

 

"HOW FARES THIS WORLD, DEMANDRED? AND, DO YOU THINK I AM UGLY? WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY FRIENDS? GEEZ, I AM LONELY. NO-ONE EVER COMES TO SEE ME ANYMORE. YOU DO LIKE ME, DON'T YOU, DEM?" The Dark One!

 

"I am *not* following you, Al'Thor! You just happen to keep being where I want to go!" Padan Fain.

 

"Oh, Randy-poos! That french-maid's outfit I ordered arrived. *w* Wanna join the dark now, you naughty boy?" Lanfear.

 

"Look Mat, just pick six numbers for me, between one an forty-nine. Never mind why, just do it!" Rand.

 

"I'm already at full stretch!" A Gholam.

 

"Narg Hungry! Narg like human meat! Failing that, I find a nice seafood-pasta salad, most agreeable to my palette." Narg.

 

"Pain, Lews Therin! Pain! .....And then a little tickling.... and then pain again!" Lanfear.

 

"Ho there Trollocs! I wonder if you could direct me to Cairhien, I appear to have gotten a little lost up here." Jain Farstrider.

 

"Of course I won't use my royalty to pull rank on you Rand. Now be a good boy, and go fetch your queen her slippers." Elayne.

 

"Right, I'll ask you this once... Are you a DarkFriend? No? Oh....sorry, off you go then. Bye now." High Inquisitor of the Children of the Light.

 

"CHOSEN, MEET THE NEW NAE'BLIS.... BELA, MEET MY CHOSEN...." Dark One.

 

"And what's wrong with me smoking and having a beer, Gavyn? A man's gotta have some vices y'know..." Galad.

 

"Hi, I'm a Grey-Man, and also the current 'Hide-and-seek' World Champion!" Erm... a Grey-Man!

 

"Puuuuuppppy Poooowwwweeeer!!!!" A DarkHound.

 

[Tynaal Consen]

"Make sure you are very careful on this 'skimming' platform, my lord.... My lord? Rand? RAND?" Asmodean.

 

 

If only! LOL!

[Nynaeve]

"Pain, Lews Therin! Pain! .....And then a little tickling.... and then pain again!" Lanfear

 

 

 

My favorite ^_^

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[Elgee]

These made me ROFL!

 

 

"Gosh, flip, poo, and darn it." Uno.

 

"You know, I've been watching you Perrin, and you sure do have a cute butt." Lan Al'Mandoragon.

 

"So your Shadar Haran? Tall bugger, aren't you! Where's the big guy? I reckon he wants to see me, and thank me for all my good work." Moghedien.

 

"HOW FARES THIS WORLD, DEMANDRED? AND, DO YOU THINK I AM UGLY? WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY FRIENDS? GEEZ, I AM LONELY. NO-ONE EVER COMES TO SEE ME ANYMORE. YOU DO LIKE ME, DON'T YOU, DEM?" The Dark One!

 

"Narg Hungry! Narg like human meat! Failing that, I find a nice seafood-pasta salad, most agreeable to my palette." Narg.

 

"CHOSEN, MEET THE NEW NAE'BLIS.... BELA, MEET MY CHOSEN...." Dark One.

 

"Puuuuuppppy Poooowwwweeeer!!!!" A DarkHound.

 

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Lolz. Some good ones. I quite liked the High Inquisitor one.

[Adella]

"HOW FARES THIS WORLD, DEMANDRED? AND, DO YOU THINK I AM UGLY? WHY DON'T I HAVE ANY FRIENDS? GEEZ, I AM LONELY. NO-ONE EVER COMES TO SEE ME ANYMORE. YOU DO LIKE ME, DON'T YOU, DEM?" The Dark One!

 

Honestly, this one rang a little true to me... maybe he really just needs a hug!

[ed2funy]

bahahaha, love these.