Ask Narg

[WWWwombat]

Narg smart. Ask Narg questions. Narg answer smart.

 

Go!

 

~Narg

[Moon Sedai]

Narg,

 

Why is the sky blue and the grass green, when all should be red for the Great Lord's glory?

 

Moon

[Myndrunner]

Narg, why does Donald Trump believe he is Nablis?

[Christine]

Narg, how did you get so smart?

[Moon Sedai]

Narg,

Who was your favorite teacher?

[WWWwombat]

Narg,

 

Why is the sky blue and the grass green, when all should be red for the Great Lord's glory?

 

Moon

 

Because Great Lord smart. Great Lord play weak until Seals break.

 

Narg, why does Donald Trump believe he is Nablis?

 

Great Lord made Donald Trump Nae'blis on April 1st just so Great Lord could FIRE Donald Trump. Donald Trump never get over it.

 

Narg, how did you get so smart?

 

Narg born smart. Narg also practice. Narg has lots of time now that Narg dead.

 

-Narg

[WWWwombat]

Narg,

Who was your favorite teacher?

 

Narg favorite teacher Aginor. Aginor taste good. Narg prefer bit less well done.

 

-Narg

[Nargbert]

Dear Narg,

I would like to ask you a question!

 

ME: Yes Questioner?

Questioner: Why is someone trying to steal your good/bad name?

ME: I don't know... that is a good question.

Questioner: I thought so... but you didn't answer the freakin question!!

ME: True... and not only is this thing trying to steal my good/bad name... but he is talking in a horrible way as well... Narg thought he advanced trolloc culture further than that... oh well... Here is what Narg will do...

 

*pulls out his bleeding sword of spaghetti sauce... Smites the fake narg and kills him a second time for good measure*

 

And great lord... let him stay dead this time. Thanks!

 

 

Would you like to ask Narg(bert) a question?

[Christine]

*licks the Nargy* ooooo Nargy tastes like butter! *spits out feathers*

[Moon Sedai]

Dear Narg

 

If you were in a movie, who would be the best actor to betray portray you?

 

 

[Kivam]

Narg:

 

Why is Moon stalking me, posting right before me in various threads?

[WWWwombat]

Dear Narg,

I would like to ask you a question!

 

ME: Yes Questioner?

Questioner: Why is someone trying to steal your good/bad name?

ME: I don't know... that is a good question.

Questioner: I thought so... but you didn't answer the freakin question!!

ME: True... and not only is this thing trying to steal my good/bad name... but he is talking in a horrible way as well... Narg thought he advanced trolloc culture further than that... oh well... Here is what Narg will do...

 

*pulls out his bleeding sword of spaghetti sauce... Smites the fake narg and kills him a second time for good measure*

 

And great lord... let him stay dead this time. Thanks!

 

 

Would you like to ask Narg(bert) a question?

 

Narg would like to know if someone poked Nargbert or if Nargbert is skilled lurker.

 

*licks the Nargy* ooooo Nargy tastes like butter! *spits out feathers*

 

Narg no have feathers.

 

Dear Narg

 

If you were in a movie, who would be the best actor to betray portray you?

 

Narg play Narg. Narg good actor. Narg play dead good.

 

Narg:

 

Why is Moon stalking me, posting right before me in various threads?

 

Narg sees what you did there. Narg think same reason dinosaurs went extinct if you know what Narg mean.

[Moon Sedai]

Narg,

Why does Kiv think I'm stalking him? He's the one stalking Me?

[Kivam]

Narg,

Why does Kiv think I'm stalking him? He's the one stalking Me?

 

See? She did it again!

[Kivam]

Narg sees what you did there. Narg think same reason dinosaurs went extinct if you know what Narg mean.

 

[Christine]

In the many years I have known Nargbert, he has always proved to be a skilled lurker. That being said, he probably saw "Ask Narg" as the most recent post and popped in to say hello.

[Nargbert]

BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

 

And yes... Narg have feathers! What make you think he not have feathers!!

 

Well... someone mentioned it to me... but that was a few days ago and didn't think about it till now... when my smiting powers are at their greatest!

 

What? They aren't? Crap....

 

Narg... why has the great lord forsaken me?

[Christine]

Too many Nargs! It's confusing! *stabs one of them*

[Moon Sedai]

Dear Narg,

 

Do you want a bowl of icecream? I;m about to get one for myself, and thought I'd be nice and offer.

 

 

[WWWwombat]

BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

 

And yes... Narg have feathers! What make you think he not have feathers!!

 

Well... someone mentioned it to me... but that was a few days ago and didn't think about it till now... when my smiting powers are at their greatest!

 

What? They aren't? Crap....

 

Narg... why has the great lord forsaken me?

 

Narg think you need to suck up more to Great Lord.

 

Dear Narg,

 

Do you want a bowl of icecream? I;m about to get one for myself, and thought I'd be nice and offer.

 

Narg would love some coffee ice cream.

[Kivam]

Narg would love some coffee ice cream.

 

Coffee ice cream is evil.

 

Dear Narg,

 

I have a first date coming up. Should I bring flowers? Or just knock her out, kill her, and eat her without garnish?

[Moon Sedai]

dear Narg,

 

Why did Kiv have to post before me? Is he stalking?

[Nargbert]

Dear Narg,

 

I have a first date coming up. Should I bring flowers? Or just knock her out, kill her, and eat her without garnish?

 

 

Ummm... duh... you forgot the part about throwing her in a cookpot!

[WWWwombat]

dear Narg,

 

Why did Kiv have to post before me? Is he stalking?

 

Narg suggest play dead until he stop.

[WWWwombat]

Dear Narg,

 

I have a first date coming up. Should I bring flowers? Or just knock her out, kill her, and eat her without garnish?

 

 

Ummm... duh... you forgot the part about throwing her in a cookpot!

 

That's what Narg said!