Flat updates

[cosmicpanda]

So, I've moved into a new flat, which is terrible. I've been posting updates on facebook about it since it helps to vent. Thusly:

 

 

Landlord's girlfriend: "How is your inn tonight?"

Me: *puzzled, thinking she's wondering how I'm settling in* "... alright, um... sorry?"

Landlord's gf: "How is your inn tonight?"

Me: ...what?

 

internet, apparently.

13 March at 19:59

 

 

Flat update: saw a guy cooking today. In a small pan he was carefully frying onion. In the pot on the other element, he was also frying... onion. Huh.

15 March at 21:32

 

 

Flat update: was walking to the bus today and saw a guy waterblasting his windows. From the inside. I'm starting to think people in Chatswood are mental.

16 March at 14:37

 

 

flat update: smells like compost, apart from in my room (thankfully). No idea why. It's not the kind of smell you get from a bin that needs emptying... it's compost. Bizarre. Who knows what the people downstairs get up to?

12 hours ago

 

[ineedfourberfs]

You mean you don't pocket mulch?

 

 

 

Also, Chatswood? As in, Chatswood Sydney Australia?

[Alaksuleiel]

No he's in Auckland :)

 

Chatswood Sydney was quite nice when I was there, admittedly I was REALLY drunk that night..

[cosmicpanda]

yes, Chatswood, Auckland. It's on the North Shore of the city so I get to take a ferry home if I want, and that's generally far more glamorous than the bus so I tend to. I like the suburb, just not the house.

[ineedfourberfs]

I just got Simpsons High Five denied. Damn. Nobody likes Pocket Mulch? This log is our log... Anyway.

 

 

 

Chatswood SYD is quite nice, I worked there before my current job.

 

Admittedly, I was really drunk at the time...

 

 

Flat update: saw a guy cooking today. In a small pan he was carefully frying onion. In the pot on the other element, he was also frying... onion. Huh.

15 March at 21:32

 

Brilliant.

[Alaksuleiel]

Chatswood SYD is quite nice, I worked there before my current job.

 

Admittedly, I was really drunk at the time...

Where's the like button when you need it ;) I was there for a reception at Kam Fook restaurant, it was AWESOME.

 

Pandy: keep those updates coming, they are hilarious :D

[Barmacral]

I have been following your flat updates, and sharing them with my girlfriend, cause they are highly amusing.

[Krakalakachkn]

People (and their doings) are fascinating.

[Edielin]

Perhaps he just liked onions that much.

[ineedfourberfs]

Perhaps comparing caramelisation rates of two different temperature pans?

 

Thats the only logical thing I can think of. Is he a nutritional scientist by any chance?

 

Otherwise he's just a fruit loop.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Get it? Fruit Loop? come on people that's gold...

[Alaksuleiel]

actually I was thinking something similar to you derouge, but maybe seeing if sauteing in butter was better than oil. Or something.