The Pink Loincloth Tavern

[F Horn of Valere]

I honor of one of the best Band-members of all time, Banner-Captain Footman of the Infantry... anyone wearing a pink loincloth gets free drinks for a week!

 

We specialize in Infantry Brew and Battle Brew, although select reserves of just about any Band drink are on hand! (at least... anything invented prior to 2007... but still, that is almost everything!)

[Kaylen]

.... Sorry i think i could get in trouble for wearing a pink loin cloth... i'm not sure it would be considered PG-13

[F Horn of Valere]

It is ok if worn over other apparel

[Kaylen]

ohhhhhh then i'll be right back...

 

*comes back in with a pink loincloth over her clothes* there...

 

Now what do you suggest for me to drink??

[F Horn of Valere]

For you, I suggest some good old-fashioned Infantry Brew! Rumor has it, its flavor is a mix of pure-alcohol and Infantry members' socks!

 

Here, give it a try!

[Kaylen]

It really doesn't sound too appetizing but i'll try it.....

 

*takes a small sip* *passes out in the floor*

[F Horn of Valere]

Oh bother... well, that is some of the strongest stuff we have, so I guess it is all downhill from here!

[Kaylen]

*wakes up* ugggghhhh all i can smell and taste is socks....

[Krakalakachkn]

*walks in wearing a salmon colored loincloth and nada mas*

 

 

Hope this color is ok, it's all I find.

 

Pass me one of them sleep drinks that Kaylen just had

[F Horn of Valere]

Well... I guess salmon will have to do, but since it is not quite the same, I'll have to contaminate it with a touch of Bandy!

[Wolfst3r]

* Walks through door, looks around *

 

Hello i heard you could get refreshments here

[F Horn of Valere]

Well, we've got several options here! I could start you out on a classic and tested drink, Battle Brew (The Band's Official Drink), or maybe one of our Regimental specialties! One is with a STRONG kick, another is literally flaming, and the other is strong, but meant to go down in large quantities instead of one knock-out!

 

Or for those like our lovely Under-Commander, we also carry Brew Tea (non-alcoholic) and water!

[Wolfst3r]

Bigger the kick the further you fly.

 

so Please hook me up

[F Horn of Valere]

(I lied, where I had to go I still have internet for another half hour. yay!)

 

Alright then, Mr. Wolf. One Infantry Brew it is! Beware! It is flavored from smelly socks...

[Corki]

What was wrong with The Stumbling Soldier?

[Wolfst3r]

Stumbling Soldier sounds like something i would like to try.

 

What do you put in it?

[Corki]

It was the name of our previous tavern threads...until Horn decided to name it after that rather interesting item of Band history...

[Wolfst3r]

Sounds like a good drink, though mayhaps we should mix one.

 

*Brings out his black death shnapps* anyone have something to add to this that would make a soldier stumble?

[Kaylen]

You could have one of those that i just had.... but it tastes decidedly of socks... kind of a moldy taste really...

[Imperium]

*Sir Imperium strides into the bar with the a pink loincloth tied around his head ninja style*

 

Horn I'll have a pint of the best!

[F Horn of Valere]

Alright! A pint of M-G Brew it is! Of course, with a splash of Bandy for some extra flavor...

[Kaylen]

Can i have a brew tea??? Might be better than the other stuff you gave me... i'm not sure that didn't have essence of loin cloth in it :P

[Krakalakachkn]

uhhh...Imperium...I believe you forgot your trousers!

[Imperium]

Who said I forgot them Krak

 

Cheers Horn, the splash of bandy makes it!

[Kaylen]

Now there are people running around with no pants!? *faints*