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[Wolfst3r]

hmmm i once heard of a mellow gun, supposedly mellows people out, even if they are not in marshes.

[mmeeshal]

I've heard of guns that bring tranquility, too. Must be nice to have tools like that at your disposal.

[Locke]

.......=p

[mmeeshal]

I very much doubt that!

[mmeeshal]

Do you know... I really really really hate bees.

[mcs0083]

There are TONS of them around here lol

[Naked~Frog]

What's wrong with bees?

[mmeeshal]

They have stingers. And getting stung HURTS.

[Naked~Frog]

Well maybe they wouldn't sting if you didn't hate them so much...

[mmeeshal]

I only hate them BECAUSE I got stung. Before that, I was just a little afraid.

 

At least I'm not allergic, that I know of. That would make it even worse if I ever get stung again.

[Kudaran Dragon Blooded]

My friend has a strange power over bees. They won't sting him no matter what, and he can pick them up or command them.

[Kudaran Dragon Blooded]

My friend has a strange power over bees. They won't sting him no matter what, and he can pick them up or command them.

[Kudaran Dragon Blooded]

Sorry, ignore one of those. Something went wrong.

[mmeeshal]

That's pretty cool, Kudaran! I wish I could do something like that...but nope, insects don't like me. Or rather, they like me too much. >.> Especially the skeeters.

[Tiinker]

I've been Grasshopper traumatized :( ever since this massive one was sitting on the very corner of my bedside table and when I woke up it was looking at me..

[Shalon Casbin]

don't they make chocolate covered grasshoppers?

 

oh yes they do

http://www.brentcsutoras.com/2009/05/12/chocolate-covered-grasshoppers-snack-social-genius/

[Leelou]

I was once walking out of a bathroom at EPCOT and ran into this nasty:

 

[mmeeshal]

I remember a huge praying mantis blew in on a storm and sat on our screen door for like 2 days before it decided it wasn't going to get fed.

[Naked~Frog]

I am allergic to mosquitoes and I live by a swamp :D

[mmeeshal]

That has got to be fun. Do you have mosquito netting around your bed?

[Naked~Frog]

Nah, they don't normally make it to my bedroom... That's what my smell is for.

[Talya]

chocolate covered grasshoppers...

 

ewwwww! I think I would just peel the chocolate off!

[Leelou]

I don't know Talya, could you eat chocolate that was once coating an eye?

[mmeeshal]

Heh, that's an excellent point... however...it's chocolate! >.>

[Talya]

I have to agree with Meesh..it is chocolate. Besides the amount of chocolate on the eyes would be minimal...