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[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i could actually do that for dessert, but i was thinking blueberry boy bait would be very nice, and easier. but could do banana pancakes and ice cream with chocolate sauce as well... now i have a conundrum. i will do what the pantry tells me.

[Tiinker]

Go away.. >_>

 

I think for dessert I'll have an Activia yogurt.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

well, it'll be good for you. i was actually considering using some plain chobani in the boy bait instead of the milk, cause it's so nice and sour creamy, and not really much less evil at all. maybe i'll even cut thesugar down, just for you... yeah, and make the top streu... um, spelling fail... crumb topping, instead of plain sugar. cause that adds extra butter, which is very good for you.

[eclipse0]

this information is not relevant to my interests. this planet, information from this planet.

 

on an unrelated subject - macaroni and cheese shepards' pie. dinosaur BBQ style. i think good dinner, yes?

 

also, if you are unfamiliar with the dinosaur, you should purchase their cookbook immediately, because it is super fine. i don't generally like cookbooks, but this one has secrets no restaurant should give away. like macaroni and cheese shepards' pie.

 

Oh contraire, this information is very relevant to this planet. As we all know, this planet is in a severe energy crisis. This is because our main source of energy, fossil fuel, is being depleted. The solution up until now has been to conserve Fossil Fuel and find alternative forms of energy. Since Fossil Fuel comes from dead dinosaurs, the solution shouldn't be to use less fuel, the obvious solution is to kill more dinosaurs! It makes perfect sense, and I can't understand why no one thought of it until now...

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

the solution is always solylent green. but until then, streudel, shepard's pie, and boybait.

[eclipse0]

Boybait?

[Tiinker]

I can guess!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

blueberry boybait. classic recipe. simple cake topped with blueberries and sugar. in this case we will make crumb topping.

 

winner of a pillsbury bakeoff in the 50's, but i think it's been around much longer.

 

i believe the name is meant to suggest that if you could bake this, you could catch yourself a boy. but it's really easy to make, so it doesn't make so much sense... plus i think you need to add cinnnamon to be an effective bait for boys... maybe some vanilla, too.

Edited September 7, 2011 by cindy

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

did you guess right, tiink?

[eclipse0]

Oh... I was waaaaay off.

 

I was thinking female version of 'jailbait'...

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

no can has the paper boy, no matter how sweet. may feed him cake, but no can has.

[eclipse0]

*eyes cindy*

 

better no be roofie in teh cakes!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

NO CAN HAS.

 

no foolin'.

 

edited to be more clear. NO CAN HAS.

Edited September 7, 2011 by cindy

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

i need someone who can post a lot all in a row to come along and make that go away now, please. innocent baking turned evil. i has shame, and i blame eclipse. not just now, but for all shame, ever. thanks, e.

[eclipse0]

You're welcome, I have no shame, no filter and no regrets!

 

...

 

Except that one time, but seriously, I shouldn't feel bad about that because well, how can anyone be expected to perform an exorcism with nothing but a photocopied picture of Marilyn Manson???

Edited September 7, 2011 by eclipse0

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

that might backfire on you and incercise someone...

[eclipse0]

that might backfire on you and incercise someone...

 

...

 

You've obviously tried this before

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

well, it was a funny movie.... how could i not? i think your best bet here is to use paper cuts to taunt the demon.

[eclipse0]

I will make a note of that!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

...this is making me think of John Safran vs God. i wish he hadn't gotten scared and stopped making the show. but he's probably safer and less mental now.... maybe.

[eclipse0]

I feel like that moment in Fear and Loathing, when Johnny Depp looks up at the sky and says. "You better look after me God, otherwise You're gonna have me on Your hands!"

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

... um, wha? sorry, all i can see is johnny depp right now...

[Leyrann]

What are you talking about right now?

 

(because I'm too lazy to read all the new posts)

[eclipse0]

Johnny Depp

[Leyrann]

Only know his name. Why is he famous?