Hello

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Among other things...like how to properly treat an aes sedai...

[Nargbert]

*laughs* Oh, Narg know how to treat Aes Sedai... he isn't new to the whole system after all. See, first you get upwind of one.... you quietly sneak up on them... pull out your bow.... and shoot! Oh wait... you mean, "Yes, Aes Sedai" and "No, Aes Sedai", and "Whatever you want Aes Sedai" don't you....

 

And of course servicing the rest of their needs... *pulls out his broom and apron*

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Yes. That was more like what i had in mind. Think you can manage that?

 

Oh, and regular baths in the moat please. Its the white tower, you cant stay upwind all the time.

[Nargbert]

Yes yes... baths... sheesh... *preens his feathers all up... fluffs his plumage and puts on his nicest coat*

 

Ok... Narg ready for instruction... teach.... me....?

[Lessa Nikia]

Wow you're lucky Narg. My mentor hasn't taught me a thing. But then again he is busy as Sword Captain so I guess I can wait

[Nargbert]

Well then... *pulls up a couch... gets a few drinks* Why don't we teach each other a few things and call it good!

 

 

See! See! Narg not always chomp!

[Lessa Nikia]

You're really trying to prove Fnorrll wrong aren't you.

[Nargbert]

What? Trollocs can't be suave and debonair by nature? That hurts! *makes a fire... throws down trolloc skin rug*

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Lessa, you're doing so well on your own, thats why. Theres plenty of space under my wing though and I'm keepin an eye on you too.

 

Narg, the board youre looking for is called the Lecture Hall, a direct WT sub board. Can you see it?

[Nargbert]

Nope... all I see is the Warders Guild and the barracks.

 

Now sush Fnorrll... you are going to ruin this!... as I was saying my dear... *fluffs his plumage some more*

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

i'll ask for you to get access.

 

*leaves you to it*

[Lessa Nikia]

Thank you Fnorrll

 

*raises eyebrow*

 

What are you doing? You do know I'm legally underage right?

[Nargbert]

*points out that he is a trolloc... and so he is either violating too many laws to count... or none* Besides... narg just staying in practice... How else can he service Aes Sedai's other needs if he doesn't remember how to act... especially if he is in a french maid outfit... er... wait... narg not say that...

[Lessa Nikia]

*laughs and rolls on the floor*

 

(please note I'm Aiel above most things so I have a very strange sense of humor)

[Nargbert]

Well... Narg not sure if his sense of humor strange or not.... of course... well... ok... Nargs sense of humor strange as well... but he likes it that way... he things... *inspects your sense of humor*

[Elgee]

Oh great - a feather duster in a french maid's uniform. Now that's what I call multi-tasking.

 

And Verb already requested his access, F - should be done soon.

[Lessa Nikia]

Don't get too close and you made an Aes Sedai mad at you

[Nargbert]

Narg did no such thing! He is in great with ALL Aes Sedai!!! They love narg... he think... maybe... ok... look... sometimes they need a wakeup call... which might be a bucket of water... but they didn't define how narg was supposed to wake them up!

[Lessa Nikia]

*shakes head*

 

That is why you ask

[Nargbert]

Hey, they are supposed to be masters of what is said and not said and reading between the lines... they should know better.

[Lessa Nikia]

yes and we're to learn to do the same and to know what they want and don't want because eventually we'll be bonded to one and we'll have to know their wants and needs.

[Nargbert]

and if they needed a quick bucket of water? Ever thought of that?

[Lessa Nikia]

If they need it they'll drop a hint for you

[Elgee]

and if they needed a quick bucket of water? Ever thought of that?

 

ROFLMAO!

[The_Fnorrll_Reborn]

Hmmm

 

Narg...be a good boy and dont corrupt Lessa please?