The WORST movie I intentionally watched

[theBarbarian]

1. Ultraviolet - The movie looked like it was going to be so cool. LOL

 

 

 

 

2. The Covenant - See it? You wasted your life. "I'm gonna make you my wi-atch."

 

 

 

 

3. Zardoz - Even Sean Connery's Sexiness can't save this one.

 

 

 

 

4. Shock Treatment - I might have preferred shock treatment.

 

 

 

 

5. Batman and Robin - I think they were trying to set some kind of suck record.

 

[Zosime]

1. BloodRayne. Ben Kingsley and Michael Madsen, what were you guys thinking?

 

 

 

2.Ninja Assassin. Hello stupidly random plot and terrible CG. The only redeeming factor was the provided eye candy.

 

 

 

3.Hack! Though it was intentionally cliched, it still failed in so many ways. You'd expect more from Winnie Cooper, wouldn't you?

 

 

 

4. Twilight. Do I really need to explain this?

 

 

 

5. Twilight Saga: New Moon. *facepalm*

 

[dapianoplay3r]

Mega shark vs Giant octopus

please just look at the page and trailer. You will actually like what you watched

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1350498/

[Zosime]

Wow.

 

That acting looked phenomenal.

 

 

 

Here's another turd burger:

 

6. Halloween 3: Season of the Witch. I love, love, love Halloween and Halloween 2, but this was just a total stinker.

 

 

 

I was going to post the Silver Shamrock commercial from the movie, but I thought I'd spare you.

[theBarbarian]

amendment: and this one wins the prize. I just saw Leprechaun 5: in the Hood, and it is the worst movie I have ever seen, I mean, not even funny bad just bad bad. Like eating a jar of rancid mayonnaise. "Lep in the hood, come to do no good. Lep in the hood, come to do... no... good. (repeat incessantly as if it constitutes an entire song)"

 

Leprechaun 5: In the Hood

[Zosime]

I think I can one up you there, hon.

 

Blood Feast 2: All U Can Eat

 

Horrible Acting: check

Horrible Writing: check

Horrible Directing: check

Use of Cheap Equipment: check

 

This film has it all, plus ridiculous and repetitive gore.

 

[Vemynal]

This

 

[Zosime]

Wow. I didn't even know that existed. Good thing, I guess.

[Vemynal]

Wow. I didn't even know that existed. Good thing, I guess.

 

Not even drinking and MST3K made this movie funny

[Zosime]

If MST3K can't make a movie funny, then you know it's bad.

[theBarbarian]

LOL

[Emperor]

1. Anything with Uwe Boll's name attached to it. I am putting these all together because there are a few I have seen and it would not be fair to take up my top 5 just with Uwe Boll flicks I watched. 1. Bloodrayne 2. Alone in the Dark 3. House of the Dead

 

2. Almost Heroes

 

The very first movie I walked out of as a kid. Just terrible...

 

 

3.Those unfunny movies that come out spoofing other movies... Like Epic Movie, Superhero Movie, Disaster Movie, Meet the Spartans... just terrible...

 

4. Transformers 1 and 2 - Everyone should know how I feel about these by now.

 

5. Jaws: The Revenge - That was one smart shark....

 

Honorable Mentions: Master of the Universe, GI Joe: the Rise of Cobra, Superman 4: the Quest for Peace

 

 

Now on to my list of movies so bad they are good...

 

1. The Rocky Horror Picture show - I have a special place in my heart for this movie.

2. Howard the Duck - I can even sing the theme song.. sort of

3. Leonard Part 6 - He throws meat at vegatarians... genius!!!

4. Army of Darkness - I think it was intentionally made badly to make this list.

5. Rocky IV - Drago was awesome!

[Zosime]

I love Rocky Horror and Army of Darkness! Some of my favorite films, even if they are super cheesy.

[Vemynal]

I actually like rocky

 

not in a, "its so bad its good" way but legitimately; I like rocky horror picture show

[hotpocket2006]

I don't know whay everyone hates Batman & Robin. I lurv that movie. I think it's halarious and has one of my fav bad guys ever, Poison Ivy. And I'm not joking either.

 

From Justin to Kelly

 

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

 

The Mist

 

Kazaam

 

Snakes on a Plane (That's it I have had it with these mutherf*cking snakes on this mutherf*cking plane"

[Zosime]

I liked Batman and Robin, too. I had such a crush on Chris O'Donell, and I wanted to be Uma Thurman. lol. I think it falls into the "so bad, it's good" category for me.

 

I remember going to the theater to see Kazam. Wow, that was a long time ago.

[theBarbarian]

Ah! Kazaam! Forgot that one... I'm adding it to my list on my computer.

[Elend]

Wow. I didn't even know that existed. Good thing, I guess.

 

It doesn't exist. I refuse to believe that such a thing, such a thing I cannot even name, exists. It never happened. End of story.

[Red2111]

*hides head in shame* bubba wanted something stupid funny. thsi movie was stupid, but no where near funny.

 

 

 

and then, there was

 

 

 

 

 

this movie was a waste of $5 rental. i figured with Buscmi, Liotta & Cera in the cast it woudla been good and the trailer looked decent *shakes head* i was wrong.

[Zosime]

I love The Lost Boys. It's one of my absolute favorite vampire movies. Then they made a sequel. And despite Corey Feldman being in it, I knew it would be crap.

 

And it was crap. Crappy, crap, crap.

 

 

 

 

[Krakalakachkn]

I've watched a lot of bad movies in my day (most of them during episodes of MST3K) but I'd have the say there are two movies that stand out in particular as terrible movies that I watched fully expecting to be good.

 

They are:

 

1. Babel 2/10

 

2. Monty Python's Meaning of LIfe 3/10