Honeymoon

[reyler]

Better if they don't carry on as they were; this poor thread doesn't deserve that kind of treatment.

[GrandpaG]

I've got a couple of minutes before the ravioli and veggies are ready...shall we show them how it's supposed to be done? >:D

 

* kicks rey in the shin to try to get something started *

[reyler]

*breaks all of Gwampy's joints backwards so that his appendages jut out all funny-like*

[cosmicpanda]

I don't know how to respond to being called a wannabe spammer by someone who in almost three years on this site hasn't even racked up two thousand posts, a number which I've several times put up in a single month. I think violence is appropriate. *applies to cosmicpanda's skull, in this precise order and at high velocity: flat of shovel blade, ironing board, sperm whale, whale sperm, Barmacral, 1963 Dodge Dart, toothpick*

 

Aw honey I didn't mean to upset you.  :D

 

You must work very hard on your spam. But was the whale sperm really necessary?

[GrandpaG]

* staggers all wobbly toward rey *

* grabs her *

* applies a super bear hug *

* gives her a big old drooly smooch right on the lips *  :-*

* considers adding a little tongue *

That might be playing with fire.

[cosmicpanda]

*continues threadkilling efforts*

[reyler]

You're complaining about being hit with whale sperm but not about having had Barm chucked at you?

[cosmicpanda]

yes?

 

I don't mind Barm. He's a loyal minion.

[reyler]

So, you don't object to physical contact with Wormacral. Is this correct?

[cosmicpanda]

oh, I didn't know about the physical contact.

 

But there's worse around, I'm sure

[GrandpaG]

Dadgummit!!!

 

I should have asked for baked chicken!

 

Gotta go eat.

 

Have fun spamming without me (as usual).  :(

[reyler]

The contact is sort of implied in that I launched him at your forehead as one would a missile.

[cosmicpanda]

well you didn't say that!

 

*Barms back in a similar manner*

 

I recall that 'Barm' is now a verb.

[reyler]

I think Barm should qualify as an expletive.

[cosmicpanda]

B***!

[reyler]

Oh charf up and say the word, you Barming Barmer.

 

Barm actually kind of is an expletive, given that it means boobie where Danya and Raena live!

[cosmicpanda]

how strange. Where do they live?

[reyler]

Scandinavia!

[Barmacral]

I'm going to Scandinavia. So I'm gonna say Barm at everyone there. Thats right! I'll cuss out Scandinavia with myself!

[Korin Caylin]

Then I shall say "Ni" to you! "Ni ni ni!!!"

[cosmicpanda]

NOBODY mention Monty Python.

[Korin Caylin]

What are you talking about? You're blasphemous! Blasphemous I say!

[Barmacral]

Monty Python.

[reyler]

Monty Python references are the easy way out, Corn, put some thought into it, a little elbow grease. Or any other manner of dermatological grease you likely have to spare.

[cosmicpanda]

Chest grease.