Honeymoon

[mmeeshal]

a bazillion and 4.

 

bababababababababab............

[reyler]

*bats at meesh's mouth*

[mmeeshal]

mfmfmfmfmfmfmfmfmfmfmfmfmmphmph..................

[reyler]

*steals meesh's lips and hides them in the cupboard*

[mmeeshal]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[reyler]

*realises meesh has only said one coherent thing since popping into this thread*

[mmeeshal]

Actually, I've posted here before.  A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago....I could find it.....

[reyler]

I MEANT since popping into this thread tonight.

[mmeeshal]

Ooooooooooh.

 

Clarity....how precious.

[reyler]

*still has meesh's lips in Witness Protection*

[mmeeshal]

*looks for them*

 

*finds this instead--it's funny!*

http://forums.dragonmount.com/index.php/topic,2315.0.html

[Zylazlo-]

First of all! It did come out ages ago... but I got around to it like that day I said that, I don't go to the "movies" its expensive... and lame, its all about the internets now. And when it came out all over the world it came out like just a few weeks later here... just like everything else... AAANNDDD you suck.  :D

[Toy and Minion]

I've missed so much!  Damn RL!  Damn my boss!  Damn those little paper umbrellas you get when you order a specialty drink!  Don't they know those are toys?  That's what you give a kid in his drink so he can poke his sister with the toothpick end!  No respect for our social life (or lack thereof)!  I tell ya, these kids.

 

:o

 

I just said "these kids".  I'm offically and adult now.  Son of a...  I knew they'd drag me into it sooner or later.

 

*grabs a chainsaw and heads to Hollywood*

[GoodGrief]

Oh man, mmeesh, there was a monster thread way back when on the old, old boards (or is it the old, old, old boards by now?) about the same thing. It had a lot of the same stuff as the Wotmania list due to cross-pollination but it was mostly people popping in and offering examples of zanyness. It had a twin called 'things not to do in Randland' which was filled with such examples as wandering around in the Waste dressed as a Cairhienin lumberjack or wallpapering Mat's room pink. They were the funniest threads ever to grace General. I think they were both archived for posterity, but I'll be damned if I know where to find them.

 

Here endeth the history lesson.

[Toy and Minion]

GG!  What a historic moment.  *drinks the thread*  Ah, spam genius.

[Raena]

You drank the thread.  :(

[Ireond]

What, was it not in season? I always thought it would be nice to sit on a rocking chair, watching the sunset and having a nice cold glass of the thread.  Very relaxing

[Zylazlo-]

There is truly no better way to pass the time...

[Raena]

I can think of a few things that are better.

[Zylazlo-]

Like?

[SBoydW]

admiring my awesomeness.

[Raena]

Not quite what I had in mind, but it'll do.

[GrandpaG]

8047

[Toy and Minion]

Don't do it.  You get data poisoning.

[Ireond]

Not quite what I had in mind, but it'll do.

Will it? Will it really?