An Arbitrarily Cut History of the World in 7 Acts and 2189 Eviscerations.

[Edielin]

I suggest the casting as follows.

 

Act 1: Uh. Man Bash Other Man With Rock. Man Milking This For Big Sticks.

 

Lawyer Prototype: Ed

Panda Meat: Cosmicpanda

Deliverer of Cosmic Redemption: Kivam

Man: Locke

Other Man: Verbal

 

Act 2: Proliferate.

 

(Cannot be shown. Our budget doesn't stretch to buboes.)

 

Act 3: A History of Subsistence Farming in the New Siberian Islands.

 

Narrator (From an Apathetic Canadian Perspective): Barmacral

Farmer: Nae

Prospective Farmer, Stop asking Questions, Dammit: Edie

Deliverer of Cosmic Redemption: Kivam

 

Act 4: The Many Lives of Rasputin.

 

Rasputin: Cosmicpanda

Tsar: Edie

Monks: Adella, Nae, Moghedien

Deliverer of Cosmic Redemption: Kivam

 

Act 5: The Haigicle.

 

Sir Douglas Haig: ADR

Singing Military Commanders: Verbal, Dragonsworn, Ed

Deliverer of Cosmic Redemption: Kivam

 

Act 6: A Boy and His Thermonuclear Warhead.

 

Boy: Cosmicpanda

Thermonuclear Warhead: Barm

Strategic Nuclear Command: Dragonsworn, Nae

Onlooker as Cosmic Redemption Occurs: Kivam

 

Act 7: We Hire Terry Goodkind As Scriptwriter. Die, Pacifists. Die.

Anarchy.

Deliver of Cosmic Redemption: Kivam

 

I'm afraid that Kivam's role appeared in every scene. Other than that, seems pretty much fair. If stupid. :P

[ed2funy]

o_0

 

Ok...sounds fun?

[Naeann]

I'm a strategic nuclear farmer monk commander? :-\

 

 

???ed

[Edielin]

Don't make assumptions. You probably give up farming first. Or do it as a hobby. :P

[Barmacral]

The apathy thing made me laugh.

[Ashaman DeRouge]

I was worried I didn't have a part, then it turns out I'm the Butcher of Somme.

 

Sing it, gentle sirs!

[cosmicpanda]

I can see why I have the part of 'panda meat', however I think it unfair that Kivam get the part of 'deliverer of cosmic redemption'. There seems no logical pattern.  >:(

[Edielin]

:P Somebody had to be. And thankee, Barm. I feel flattered.

 

Apathetically.