Welcome Toy and Minion!

[MsDanya]

hehe.. you too?? nice

 

Welcome to the Band of the Red Hand!! our leader Corki will be around shortly to give you all the info y ou need!!

 

make yourself at home!

 

*hands Toy a Flaming Shot* its the arhcer drink.. and the archers are of course the best Regiment

[Amavia]

Welcome Toy! :D

 

love your name

 

*agrees with Ms Danya*

 

Achers are great

[Peck]

Welcome-Ya the archers are the best alrite

 

*Kicks back and waits 4 d cav and infants to start whingin*

[Vorkia]

*agrees with everyone in here so far*

 

Yes the archers are the best by far...we have the most fun.

 

Welcome to the band, have a drink, sit back and watch the fun begin as soon as the other regiments beging showing up and trying to convince you they are better than the archers (psssst don't listen to them, they are lying ).

 

In the mean time, have the best regimental drink ever!

 

*passes Toy a Flaming Shot*

[dragonlover]

weclome to the band toy, have a flaming shot on me! :D

[goldeneys]

as the 6th archer to welcome you, I do agree with the other five,

 

since you have 4 flaming shots already, allow me to introduce you to the cav drink, the Bandy

 

*slides the Toy a Bandy*

 

but don't drink the infantry brew, you'll probably vommit everything you ate today.

[Toy and Minion]

Thanx, hmmm...maybe archer...cav...infantry...cant pick yet...must pick soon...*continues murmuring to self while drinking all 4 Flaming Shots and one Bandy at same time(which is no problem for my expertise in drinking)*

[Leane_Shariff]

LMAO *hugs all her active Archers*

 

*is number 7*

Hiya Toy!

I'm Leane, the Captain General of the Archers and as you can see, the Archers are the most welcoming regiment and by far the best :D

 

*hands a flaming shot to Toy*

[Toy and Minion]

*drinks fifth Flaming Shot*

 

:D

[MsDanya]

i'm number 8 :P

 

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[Toy and Minion]

:shock: wow, i had no idea you had Multiple Personality Disorder, or whatever it is where you're like Golum/Smeagol :shock:

 

Hey, was just wonderin', um...how do i choose what I want to be? :oops:

[dragonlover]

im sure corki will b along soon to give u the offical welcome but basicly u will be a raw recruit and get to spend time with each of the divisions and u pick who u want to join after that

[goldeneys]

yeah, none of the rest of us can explain it :oops: what would we do without him???

[Colmana]

yay for archers, and welcome to the band!

 

hmmm does that mean i am 17, or 27??, you skipped a lot of numbers there danya

[Leane_Shariff]

LOL a whole page of Archer welcomes! I'm so glad!!

 

And yah I'm sure the MG aka Corki will be along shortly. While you wait here's the offsite board:

OFFSITE BOARD

 

Just go there and report to the new raw recruits area. Post in the "read me second" saying you're ready to start your process and Horn will assign you your first regiment. You will spend one week with each of the three regiments hanging out getting to know the members and doing a few tasks. Then after the three weeks are over you will be able to choose which regiment you felt you best fit in with.

[goldeneys]

ok Toy (and Minion too of course) let me show you the most fun thing about the Band:

 

BRAWL

 

 

*gives T&M an upercut*

 

*throws a table across the room st Lele and Col*

 

Where's the MASHER??

 

ahhhhh

 

*brings in his own new improved Masher*

 

 

*mashes*

[Amalasan]

*Swings in on vine*

*Gets cleanly wacked by masher at the lower arch of the swing*

 

Ouch man, howd the heck you know I was coming?!

 

*Lands on back-side* :roll:

[Guest Cadsuane]

*pops Barfy's masher with a knitting needle*

 

8)

[goldeneys]

Hey, no fair, the pic is gone, you can't even see what it looks like.

 

*smashes Cadds on the head with inflatable champagne bottle*

 

[Corki]

*kicks Sei'Cair*

 

That is not an improvement on Masher!!! Nothing will beat Masher! It is just a shame I have slow net at the moment!

 

Anyway, T&M, here is the official spiel. It is a bit late, but I have had laptop problems and been away on holiday!

 

*official spiel*

 

Welcome T&M! An email explaining important information about the Band is currently sitting in your inbox! Take a read!

 

Basically, the Band of the Red Hand is the Travel and Music ORG at DM! By signing up for the Band, you have joined the successful Raw Recruit Scheme. By signing up for the off board site, you will be able to experience the whole process to the maximum! The new Executive Officer, F Horn of Valere, or I, will assign you to one of the three Regiments (Archers, Cavalry, Infantry) for a week, where you will be given various tasks to perform, hoping that you will get a picture of what time in each Regiment is like. After a week with each Regiment, you will be asked to pick your final choice of a Regiment.

 

While being a Raw Recruit, there is nothing stopping you from earning points like any other Band member. Points lead to promotion within the Band. Below is a list of possible ways to earn points:

 

- writing reviews on places to visit/holidays you have been on

- writing reviews on music albums and gigs

- replying to other people's reviews and asking questions

- composing Jak O' the Shadow verses

- getting articles published in our monthly newsletter, The Hornsounder

- monthly roll call in the Band's private boards at DM

- any DM project we may have (currently a Battle Project, so speak to Horn if interested)

- and much much more I cannot think of right now!

 

If you complete your time as a Raw Recruit within 3 to 4 weeks, you will get a special award (called the Raw Recruit Stripe) which you can add to your siggy as well!

 

While being a Raw Recruit, you get 4 free strikes. This enables you to break Band Law 4 times without being punished my the Redarms, the Band's own police force. If they see any Law breaking, they will either drag you up for a trial or give you a fun spot fine to do (usually 100 lines of something witty). Channeling is a major no-no in the Band. As is spilling Battle Brew, our beloved drink! Once you have used up your 4 strikes, or join the Band's ranks officially, you will face the full force of Band law like any other Bander does!

 

Of course, we are not all about working 24/7, as we do let our hair down now and then! We are famous for our bar brawls, which happen frequently! Expect one soon! We also like jokes, tales, funny pictures - things that will make us laugh!

 

We also have many games - at DM, which can be found in the stickies, and on the off board site as well! Also, take the lessons to learn our ORG Game, based on the luck of dice! You get the selected weapons of your division, and can fight anyone in the Band! It is currently being revised, but the ideas will all be the same!

 

If I have left anything out (which I expect I have!), do not hesitate to ask questions! Someone will be able to answer them for you!

 

One last thing...

 

*hands T&M a Marshal-General's Special Battle Brew*

 

CARAI AN SHEN AN CALHAR!!!!!