The Church

[reyler]

No, that's pretty much standard reyler fare.

[lolguy26]

oh makes sense 

[reyler]

HERESY *dyes ye plaid*

[lolguy26]

excuse me

[ed2funy]

Your reply boxes down at home?

 

Reyler is teh Reyler. You don't deny it. You don't deny her her fun. You just accept. 

 

 

And throw the alcohol in her eyes. 

*does so* 

[reyler]

*enjoys the burning sensation*

 

If I get a cut or something at work I'll sterilize it with rubbing alcohol even if it doesn't need it because I like the sensation.

[ed2funy]

o_O

 

O_o


You know what's a good sensation? Sleeping. 

[reyler]

it would be except for when I have dreams about screwing things up at my job and then also I wake up with a sore everything.

[ed2funy]

A sore?

 

Oi. I had a bad dream I was getting fired.  

[reyler]

A sore everything, as opposed to a sore shoulder, etc.

 

My work-related stress dreams usually revolve around customers showing up to pick up orders that I had completely forgotten to make. Doesn't help that usually when I wake from those ones that it leaves that bit of dreamspace where you're not entirely certain how much of it was dream fakery.

[lolguy26]

i suppose i should be thankful i dont remember my dreams

[ed2funy]

Time to go pay bills. *sigh* 

 

 

When you start to question if you really did forget something, and then start freaking out? Yea, those suck. 

[reyler]

Spud's off to work the corner, eh? *alerts the vice squad*

[ed2funy]

 

 

Werk it. Wuuuuuurk it. 

[reyler]

*the streetlamp commits suicide in protest*

[Locke]

It's dark in here.

[ed2funy]

 

 

And this can get really confusing when I'm shaving. 

 

 

Locke, did Reyler take your eyes again? Did you ask for legs? 

[reyler]

Looks like your image committed suicide, too!

[ed2funy]

Eh? It's still there...

[lolguy26]

you know your siggy is weird ed

[ed2funy]

It's an evil, angry monkey man.  

 

 

I like weird.  

[ed2funy]

Open Letter

 

Come support us.  

[ThorkinBarrimore]

*Poofs back*

[ed2funy]

Thorkin! 

 

Yo! 

How's yer Easter? 

[ThorkinBarrimore]

it was okay. It rained a bunch and people were grumpy for a holiday. *shudders* I got to have some Szechuan shrimp though.