You summoned me?

[Anoxanmore]

LOL while I may not bein SG... some of the lines in this thread are so cute.

[Kivam]

LOL while I may not bein SG... some of the lines in this thread are so cute.

 

Well, now - why aren't you?  We have steak . . .

[Anoxanmore]

That my evil friend, is a good question. :D

[Alaksuleiel]

Ashamn: there's a cream for that ;)

[WWWwombat]

This thread needs more alcohol!

[Alaksuleiel]

and more Testosterone, the ladies, (me), are holding this thing up!

 

[Ashaman DeRouge]

Thats what she said.

 

*Whisper*

 

Oh turns out that IS what she said!

 

OK hows this then:

 

Kathana, if I told you you had a beautiful body, would you take off your pants and dance around a little?

[Emperor]

McDonald's isn't the only thing that is super-sized

 

Damn, you look good in beer goggles

 

My mom won't be home for hours...

 

You must have fallen from Heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face

[JenniferL]

 

Kathana, if I told you you had a beautiful body, would you take off your pants and dance around a little?

 

If you change that to my real name, then you have something that my husband actually uses quite effectively on occasion.

[aemonkristen]

Oh my lovely Kathana. AN ODE!!

 

Your eyes are like pools of moonlight on a cold winter morning.

Your nose is like the bud of a glorious red rose in the spring sunshine.

Your lips are like the plump, sweet strawberries of a summer's eve.

Your teeth are the stars that shine down on me in the crisp autumn nights.

Your adam's apple.....ooops.

[Anoxanmore]

Kathana...

 

Your blue eyes are like big oceans.

Dark, deep, never resting.

To look into them is to risk drowning in them

But I wouldn’t hesitate at all, if I would only be able to look

into them for a second before drowning...

I would always make the same choice

I’d risk Drowning