The Zesty Quest

[Leyrann]

All seemed well, until...

[Locke]

Until Locke twisted the pun further by mentioning that the orcarina was actually an orc arena.

[Leyrann]

In which Quest stood.

[eclipse0]

like a ballerina

[Leyrann]

A horn sounded, and Orcs came out from two doors, to start a fight.

[eclipse0]

but they were distracted by how surprisingly good Questy looked in a tutu.

[Leyrann]

And they all fall in love with him (I know, that means they're gay).

[ed2funy]

And they enjoyed Questy in wild abandonment for hours, unaware he was bleeding internally.

[Leyrann]

(that's exactly what I meant)

 

After that, they finally started their fight (it was, after all, and arena), in which Questy also started bleeding externally.