Rhyming

[mmeeshal]

That's insulting, young man!

Now you're in the frying pan.

[ed2funy]

A would like to be deep fried,

That way I could be dried.

[mmeeshal]

You'll go in the cooler,

Or maybe smacked with a ruler.

[ed2funy]

Why would you smack me?

I would just yell with glee.

 

:D

[Talya]

or maybe a fire tong

just to change the song!

[ConQuest]

Kneals At Talya's feet

Just so she couldnt see him cheat

Pulls out her laces

and puts on some braces

 

[Locke]

Doodles on paper

For the lack of a stapler.

Maybe for a change

We could add a little range.

[ed2funy]

Perhaps young one

But where are the buns?

We could paint a picture

Or we could fill a pitcher.

 

:P

I will not try harder.

[mmeeshal]

You're a fire starter.

 

I don't want to work tomorrow

It fills me with great sorrow

At least it's not for very long

Though working longer wouldn't be wrong.

[ConQuest]

Thats okay silly pillow

Cause the way is ... nillow

And the stops you take

is only cause you Fake

[ed2funy]

I like to eat marshmallows,

Born and raised in Montebello.

I sleep with the Pillow,

which is very Yellow.

 

;D

[mmeeshal]

You make me want to vomit

And scrub your face with Comet

Which is like Ajax, only a different brand

And it will feel like getting scrubbed with sand

[ed2funy]

This cleaning product

Will only help my construct.

 

For I am a Pillow see

And that is what I decree.

[ConQuest]

must agree with meesh here

I just wanted to buy some beer

 

[ed2funy]

As i said you before

Go ahead and pour!

[Locke]

I must say that I am glad

That this thread is taking off

It is becoming quite the fad

And it makes me want to cough.

[mmeeshal]

Umm, is that a good thing?

It doesn't really seem it.

I try to be so boring

But keep on eating peanuts.

[ed2funy]

She didn't rhyme!!!

[mmeeshal]

It's called imperfect rhyme, my friend

Blah blah blah blend.

You have to read it with the rhythm it has

SOmething or other something spaz

[ed2funy]

I kinda see it now,

What's with the bow?

 

Your performance wasn't good,

I almost broke the car hood.

:P

[mmeeshal]

Yeah, I ache all over from work

My brother can be a jerk

But that's not related to my point

I'm just tired and hurt in my joints.

Plus my brain is dragging

And my thoughts are lagging

So I might as well not try

So my own rhymes don't make me cry.

[ed2funy]

It's ok dear Meesh,

We all want to unleash

The fury within us

But coming is the bus.

 

:P

 

[mmeeshal]

Right now I just want to sleep.

So my wits I can keep.

[ed2funy]

Are you sure there still there?

Why, it could be nothing but air.

 

:D

[mmeeshal]

The correct word would be "they're"

As in, "Are you sure they're still there?"

But to be fair,

You probably inhale Nair.