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Slightly absurd modern sayings


Reyoru

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Getting this back on topic...!

 

"trying is the first step towards failure"

 

"At the end of the day, who's putting their head on God's shoulders and saying, 'you know what God? How was YOUR day?!'"

 

"Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out!"

 

"I'm like a Super Hero... With no powers or motivation"

 

"It's always in the last place you look"  --of course it is! Why the hell would you keep looking AFTER you find it?

 

"If at first you don't succeed, lie about it. Its easier that way!"

 

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one. It doesn't mean we want to hear it."

 

"A good friend will come to the police station at 4am to bail you out. A true friend will be in the cell right next to you."

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I liked that one as well...lol

 

Of course I can sew Ed...i have all kinds of thread here.

 

*gets out some nice metallic gold to sew with*

 

Now keep still....

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*Holds as still as possible and hopes Talya isn't lying*

:P

 

Embroidery?

ooo..make pretty flowers...

:D

 

"It's always in the last place you look"  --of course it is! Why the hell would you keep looking AFTER you find it?

 

"If at first you don't succeed, lie about it. Its easier that way!"

 

lmao...these are very good!

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Not too bright now...I don't want to look like a freak.

 

:D

 

now you are asking me to make you not look like a frak, what sdo tyhink i can do...miracles ;)

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