You know you arn't sober when...

[Ashaman DeRouge]

1. You find yourself trying to kill a redback, precariously perched on a stool, in the near pitch black garage.

2. You immediately think of returning to Dragonmount, and posting some inane but hilarous joke thread about it.

3. You go ahead and do so. Because you're not sober.

 

Others things I've done whilst not quite with it:

 

4. watched a friend fall down a short flight of stairs, and laughed, only to immediately do it myself.

5. thought it was a great idea to just "let it burn itself out" when a small shrub caught fire. Woke up to self when all of a sudden, four shrubs and the fence was one fire!

 

Share!

 

(PS, I will reward Ashaman DeRouge Point-Debt packages with attractive interest rates, able to cashed in on my innevitable rise to Owner of Shayol Ghul for a nominal penalty (negotiable at time of maturity) for the best shares.

 

Recession? Mothers milk in a cup!

 

All part of my plan to take this place over...mwuhahaha

[Far Dareis Mai]

Heh, take this over? Good luck with that. Others have tried and failed miserably. But I always make sure to have lots of fun at your expense. ;)

 

*cackles*

[Ashaman DeRouge]

6. Once revealed plans to the agent plans were against.

[Torrie]

7) You and you husband are driving home and you lean over and....

 

 

Well never-mind. I'm sober now and not posting about it.

[Gerrendus]

Good to know who we need to watch.  If he succeeds well...I'll have a knife in my back...

[cosmicpanda]

7) You and you husband are driving home and you lean over and....

 

Barf out the window?  :D

[bad company]

I always liked this one,

You know your drunk when: you lose arguments to inaminate objects