The Halloween Outcast Parlor and Spa Resort (warning: pampering inside)

[Mystica]

Did you find yourself at the outside end of the Halloween Ball because you don't have a fancy, schmancy outfit or (more likely) you don't have any pics from Halloween past? These Americans.... They really do think the whole world does exactly as they do, don't they? We love 'em, we do, but yeah... *makes circling motions with finger at temple*

 

BUT FEAR NOT OH VALIANT AND BRAVE FELLOW OUTCASTER(ESS)!!! 

For the Queen of Evil is here to save the Trollocs! Um, I mean ... to save the Shadowspawn! Errrr, that is....... YOU!!! Yeah, thats it. YOU!!

 

Welcome! Welcome!!! Come right in! Take ya' shoes, belts, bra's off and relax! *pinches nose* Ugh, who forgot to wash between their toes this morning? I hope you didn't wear any Twinnie Socks today!

 

Since no one is stepping forward to claim this smelly odeur, there's nothing for it but to put you all through the mangle! So step right up here, sit down in these comfy recliners, put those feet in these here bassins, filled with lukewarm water with tension easing exotic extracts and one of our masseurs will be with you in a moment.

 

 

*spots one of the costumed ones trying to sneak in* HEY THERE! Where you think you're going?? This ball

is for the outcasts and by your outfit, Sir, you are no such thing! OUT! *grabs the culprit by the ear and hauls him out the back door (can't have anyone see this one coming out of our respected establishment, now can we?).

 

*Strides back in, moves behind the counter and starts rummaging in the cupboards beneath the surface* Now where did I put that thing? Eye of nute, nope. Legparts of novices, nah. Ogierteeth, ugh, so that's where those are! Aha! Here we go. *rises and walks over to the entrance door, where a huge sign is posted.

 

 

OUTCASTS ONLY

No Halloween costumes!

No Past Halloween costumes!

No Present Halloween costumes!

In short: Can't get in to Lor's Ball? Get in here! We WANT you! (like really)

 

 

*Walks back in, slapping her hands on a job well done.*

Honestly, some people have no shame. Now where was I? Oh right!

 

So after your feet have been properly de-oderised and re-oderised, you'll be taken to the inner sanctum of our fine facility, where you will find all the things your heart, body and soul may desire. There's several rooms in which all you need to do is wish for a thing, and poof, it's there. Handy, no? Courtesy of the Great Lo... Um, I mean, the Seanchan! Yeah, them!

 

 

Enjoy! ;D

[twinflower]

PSST!  Mystie, that wasn't a costume!  Manny ALWAYS wears those clothes!  And he REALLY needs that foot treatment! *nods*

[Mystica]

ugh, that was Manny? crap!

 

*Hollors to her staff* Jack! Birdeye! go find that dude and bring him back!

 

Thanks Twin ;)

 

*goes to get her own foot pampering*

[Mirshann Uuranor]

*runs in in her past Halloween costume, throws popcorn balls at Myst, runs out* ;D

[Mystica]

Catch her!! Go after her!!! A month's worth of um.... whatever for the one that brings her to me on a platter! Yes, find a platter big enough! GO!!

[U4ea]

*rolls her eyes and drags in a cart of costumes*

 

Melodramatic Europeans.

 

*shakes her head*

 

Besides, you know you love the costumes. Who wants to be a fairy this year? *eyes Myst and arches her eyebrow*

[Mirshann Uuranor]

Aww, Mystie.  I thought you would like strawberry and cherry popcorn balls. :(

 

*tosses one more at her for good measure* ;D

[Torrie]

No costumes, huh?

 

 

***Takes off her costume and streaks through the room in a circle and then into a bathroom***

 

Can someone hand me some clothes, please?

[Mirshann Uuranor]

LOL!  Torrie! :D

 

*gives Torrie some random clothes. :P

[Mystica]

*kills Mirsh*

 

Torrie, my dear, you look STUNNING (glares at the corps). ABSOLUTELY STUNNING! just as you are!! :D

[Mirshann Uuranor]

OW!  Hey, I was still using that life. :'(

[Torrie]

OMG that pink is horrable! Yuck! I will have to go without! Lol Thanks anyway Mirsh. ;)

 

**Snuggles the Myst**  :)

[Mystica]

*nudges the body with her foot*

 

*jumps as it spasms*

 

hm, not quite dead after all. I wonder if the Kin do Healing. We are supposed to be undercover as all these wise women or something...

 

*prepares a weave*

[U4ea]

*shakes her head* I'm useless with Healing, I'm afraid. So, ya'll don't damage my warder unless you're going to fix him.

 

 

*eyes Myst*

 

No, not that kind of fixing. *pokes*

[twinflower]

What does Kyn have to do with this?  He isn't even here!  And that is one  of your kids laying there..*sighs*  where is Nyn when you need her?

 

What other costumes you have in there Lor?  I want to be Glinda the Good  Witch!  *bounces* oh I know I know!  Myst can be the WIcked Witch of the West!  OH and Torrie..you could be one of the Lullaby League in that pink!

[Mirshann Uuranor]

*haunts Myst*  :P

[Torrie]

Whats the Lullaby League?

[twinflower]

*looks absolutly blank at someone not knowing who the Lullabye League is from the WIzard of Oz*

 

Hmm..well when the Munchkins welcome Dorothy to Munchkin land, first the Lollipop Kids welcome her..three small munchkin boys..then the lullabye league welcome her..three tiny munchkin ballerinas..complete in pink tutus...*

[U4ea]

lol, since this is the internet, I have an unending costume supply. *smirks* and I think Mystie as the Wicked Witch of the West is perfect. *ducks*

[twinflower]

oh me too!  LOL  It'll drive her nuts to not get to wear the RUBY RED slippers too!

 

*giggles*  and then I can drive her more nuts and be all in Pink as Glinda!  Now what are you going to be sister mine?  LOL  You have a good witch and a bad witch as sister's..*winks* what will you be?...