Introducing yours truly!

[scruffsbro]

I have been lurking around, and posting a bit, but it is probably time to introduce myself!

My name is Nate, but of course you can call me Scruff. I'm 23, and I live alone. Since I live alone I spend way too much time playing video games, and wandering around the internet to fill my time.

I have read WoT at least twice a year for the last several years now, but until recently haven't been reading much else.

I'm a movie fanatic, and love trying new alcohol (don't ask why I decided to group those 2 things together).

My friends consider me a bit off, but I prefer to consider myself cheeky and entertaining!

I'm pretty sure I have just talked about myself more than I have in the last year combined, and it's starting to make me uncomfortable so....

 

[mmeeshal]

HI! *waves*

 

Nice to meet you, Scruff! ;D

 

Wow, that's a lot of WoT reading!  Which isn't a bad thing, but man, how time-consuming! :D  I don't think I could manage that myself...

 

Movies and alcohol, sounds nice. ;)

 

[scruffsbro]

Most of the time when I say read WoT I mean listen to...I don't like listening to most video game music, and when I'm on the internet alone in my apt it gets creepy quiet, so I listen to a lot of audiobooks to kill the silence...

[Toy and Minion]

Ah, the audiobooks.  Michael and Kate do a fantastic job, don't they?

 

Welcome, Scruff!

[a pale tanned lover]

Alright Scruff, welcome to the crazy gang, i have a feeling you will mix in well ;D

[el Nynaeve]

Hey there Scruff!!

 

I can see you're going to fit in real well here. And not to worry, we're all a bit off too. Or cheeky if you want to think of it that way. :D

[scruffsbro]

They really do a great job. I was worried the first time I listened to the audiobooks becase I have heard some really bad ones. I was not dissapointed though!

Thanks Pale and Ellianora. I hope not to dissapoint!

[Talya]

We're never disappointed here, so no worries there Scruffs...

 

Being cheeky or off, or a little tipsy or just fun, or grumpy, or happy. We like anything here... :D

 

Nice to meet you though.

 

Now we know about you, maybe you would like to ask us questions :)

[scruffsbro]

Questions hmmmm....

Who mixes the strongest drinks?

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

Which way to the book store?

And finaly How do you know she is a witch?

[el Nynaeve]

Pale, since he drinks anything.

 

No I do not have him in a can. I do know someone who has a Prince albert. ;)

 

<-- that way --->

 

It isn't know, just understood.

[scruffsbro]

Why did you have to take that to such a dark place! Now I remember why I stopped asking people about Prince Albert.....

[el Nynaeve]

If you ask, you will get an answer. ;)

[Toy and Minion]

Even if the answer has NOTHING to do with the question.  *nods*

 

Like pencils.  Pencils are one of mans greatest creations.  Think where we would be now without them.  Still dipping feathers into ink jars.  And that wouldn't be very cool.

[scruffsbro]

Stupid lousy good for nothing pencils!!!

This lack of penmanship in the US today is a real tragedy!

[Toy and Minion]

*twaps scruffy*

 

Pencils are not to blame!  People with poor penmanship are.

[scruffsbro]

Yes, but if we used quills still then the lack of penmanship would be unnaceptable. It's even harder to read poor penmanship from a quill than from a pencil!

[Toy and Minion]

So, you're saying we should burn all non-believers? 

[scruffsbro]

Only if they weigh as much as a duck...

[el Nynaeve]

I had to read too much poor penmanship in high school, I hated it when the teachers' made us grade our classmates class work.

[Toy and Minion]

I find that system flawed.

 

She probably made you do that because she hated reading the penmanship. :D

[scruffsbro]

I always wondered why the teacher was getting paid while the class did half the job...

[el Nynaeve]

My latin teacher made one take all his exams on the computer so she could read his answers later.

[Toy and Minion]

Yeah, the school system is flawed even worse than the duck weighing.

[scruffsbro]

Hey the duck weighing is not flawed! The duck weighing tells you they float and therefore are witches!

[el Nynaeve]

I'm glad I'm out of that system.