a pale tanned lover - welcome to the Band of the Red Hand ORG!!!

[Corki]

I see we are a bit slow on the uptake of welcoming new members, but I am now putting the record straigh! So welcome to the Band, a pale tanned lover! Do you have a shorter name we can call you by? Either that, or I think we shall call you Pale.

 

The Band is currently going through a transistional phase at the moment since we are moving back to DM, so please bear with us. Things are quiet (or busy with some of us), but I plan to change that with an activity-based points system, which appears to be bearing some rewards. So the more active you are in posting in certain threads, the better for you in getting points, and then promotions!

 

I have asked you to be added to the Band's usergroup, and I will get back to you to let you know once you have been added. For now, just relax and hopefully a few Banders will be along to help you and offer some expert advise.

 

And wait for the Official Spiel - for you shall be wowed!

[LedZepMan]

Greetings and Salu*burp*tations my friend!!!

 

I am LedZepMan the most awesomest and coolest and...

 

who am I kidding, I'm just a lowly Raw Recruit, like you soon will be. *BURRRRRRRRRRP*

 

The brews here are nice, but don't even think about spilling them, you get in trouble for that.

 

Beware the Official Spiel, find a bomb shelter, a cargo hanger, David Hasselhoff, something to grab on to, cuz you will be blowed away. Its THAT Amazing.

 

Other than that, have fun, enjoy the boards, place your vote in Tune or No Tune and It's a Knockout. The XO will be along shortly to inform you on how to sign up for the Raw Recruit Scheme. It is fun.

 

And don't forget, drinking, fighting, sleeping and other such fun stuff is highly encouraged, so don't make the rest of us look bad by doing responsible, un-fun, suck the joy out of life itself stuff. We don't want kind of rep now.

 

too-da-loo

[Zophiel]

APTL! *glomps*

 

Nice ta see ya here . . .

 

I just finished up my Raw Recruit time. ^_^ Welcome to the band and all that, have a brew . . .

 

*passes bottle*

 

*opens one for herself, pouring carefully into her Kalashna-Kitty Stein*

 

Mmmm, so good . . .

[Toy and Minion]

A, now, welcome Pale, to the Band.

 

*hands him over one of his specialty Best One Brews*

 

 

[a pale tanned lover]

*parks truck* just unload those kegs over there *nods*

 

*accepts welcoming drinks* cheers!! you can call me aptl or pale.

 

Spillage has always been a big no no of mine LedZep, its fighting talk where i'm from *nods*

 

I look forward to getting to know you all better over some heavy drinking sessions involving brawling, bawdy singing and general messiness.

 

*Salutes everyone with his drink*

[el Nynaeve]

Good to see ya here aptl! Mind that wander over to the Archers and ask for whatever drinks they have going, we have loads of different types of brew. ;)

[Talya]

Hey aptl...they didn't let you in here too... *shakes her head*

 

Go check out the Infantry... ;)

[Direwolf Jon]

Ack! Stupid website! I apologize for my tardiness, I couldn't get on to DM the past 3 days and it is also supposed to email me when a new member signs up, but it didn't.  Anyways, welcome to the Band! I'm DJ, the XO of the Band, which means I'm in charge of helping get you set up here.  I've just sent you a PM about what to do next.  If you have any questions please let me know.