BLACK AJAH INVADES!!!! ~~~We come bearing sweaters!~~~

[cosmicpanda]

Hey, the Black Ajah is visiting again. Hi.

 

We knitted these sweaters ourselves. Would you like one? I can assure you that they're evil, but only mildly. It's like a bit of spice in a curry - a little goes a long way.

 

In fact, some of these sweaters are very little. Sweater-kinis, if you like. Perfect for sunbathing in winter.

 

Anybody want one, yet? We do a good deal on bulk orders.

[Samuraiflip05]

Hmmm have to pass...sweaters are itchy and hot...

[Dwynwen]

I don't know, Pandy.  I almost died from one of your BA cookies three years ago.  In what ways are these sweaters evil?  Will I at least live long enough to see how good I look wearing them?

[Liathiana]

Of course! And they come in a variety of colors! One for every skin tone ;D You'll look simply marvelous!

[Alaksuleiel]

c'mon! there must be more takers, these sweaters are just to die for!

[Ireond]

*blink* Sunbathing in winter?

[Liathiana]

How else do you expect to tan in winter?

[cosmicpanda]

Dwyn, these sweaters are evil because because they were made from evil knitting needles.

 

Sam, these sweaters aren't itchy. They're smooth as a baby's bum. We tested it with a baby's bum from the shop.

[Ireond]

How else do you expect to tan in winter?

I don't?

[cosmicpanda]

then your attitude is fundamentally flawed.

 

At least, try a sweaterkini?

[Illiara]

I want a sweater!  *shivers*

[cosmicpanda]

certainly, darling!

 

What colour?

[Ludmian]

*is not going to take any sweaters until he sees what effect they have on other Aes Sedai*

[Barmacral]

certainly, darling!

 

What colour?

 

And this is why we keep Pandy. He knows how to spell.

[Alaksuleiel]

he spells in English. I assume you are picking on the word 'colour'?

[Barmacral]

What do you mean picking on? I was saying its a good thing.

[cosmicpanda]

Thank you Barmy  :-*

 

*leaps from behind and forces a sweater onto Ludmian*

 

See? Nothing's the matter. He's quite comfortable.

 

That's right, people, fresh BA sweaters, knitted from the finest slaves!

[Alaksuleiel]

hahaha I'm used to getting picked on for the added 'u'....

you know, SG sarcasm and all that....

 

[Silver]

why would they pick on you for spelling correctly?

[cosmicpanda]

because Americans do that sometimes.

[Alaksuleiel]

yaha. We can't help it if they can't spell, but we are the ones getting picked on..... that's my story and I'm sticking to it...

[Samuraiflip05]

*Spells American*  ;D

[cosmicpanda]

*puts a purple sweater on Mr. Flippy*

[Samuraiflip05]

*Runs off to show it to Taymist....she'll love it.* 

[Alaksuleiel]

*sends one for taymist*