eh... I'm dying...

[eclipse0]

[Desiree]

yeah, but live Walter seemed more like Peanut :( it made me sad in the pants

[Ferathil]

Hmm... I have a comment to make, but for the sake of everyone else' sanity I keepses it to meself

 

 

*Instead pulls Achmed out of the box so he can see Walter and crap himself from fright*

 

LMAO I'm sadistic sometimes  ;D

[Desiree]

They just go right through me! pt, Ow! pt, Ow! pt, Ow!

[Ferathil]

*Watches Walter walk up to Achmed and pull his arm off* :o

 

He really is a sick son of a b|tch

[Samuraiflip05]

Walter rocks!!  :D

[Desiree]

"What would it take to put you in the christmas spirit, Walter?"

 

'I dunno, are we getting paid for this?'

 

"Yes."

 

'MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!! MEEEEEEERRY CHRISTMAS!!!'

[Ferathil]

*Starts singing along*

 

Dashing through the sand

with a bomb strapped to my back.

I have a nasty plan

for Christmas in Iraq.

 

I got through checkpoint A,

but not through checkpoint B.

That’s when I got shot in the ass

by the US Military…

 

[it’s not funny!]

 

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs

Mine blew up you see.

Where are all the virgins

that Bin Laden promised me?

 

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs

U.S. soldiers shot me dead.

The only thing that I have left

is this towel up on my head.

 

I used to be a man,

but every time I cough,

thanks to Uncle Sam,

my nuts keep falling off.

 

My bombing days are done.

I need to find some work.

Perhaps it would be much safer

as a convenient store night clerk.

 

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs

I think I got screwed.

Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead

or I’ll kill you…

 

I KILL YOUOUOU!

[mcs0083]

LOL :D

[Dunbar]

You kill me?

 

aw shucks :(

[mcs0083]

You killt meh :'(

[Dunbar]

You should've included a picture of someone in a kilt, it would have been funny

[mcs0083]

I'll works on it suh

[Dunbar]

Jolly good then, I'll sip my tea in the meanwhilst

[mcs0083]

Does it have honeysuckle?

[Ferathil]

Personally I don't even wanna come close to knowing what ya'll suckle on  ::)

[mcs0083]

*ties Fera to a chair*

Well your about to find out ;D

[Ferathil]

*One Powers MCS in the air, unties himself and ties off the weaves leaving MCS hanging about 5 feet above the ground*

 

Naw, I don't sway that direction so you can just sit there and think about what you've done *nods* ;D

[mcs0083]

*cuts the weaves*

Get your mind out of the gutter ::)

[Ferathil]

Naw, my mind's never "in the gutter", my mind's always down Pol's pants ;D

 

Err... I mean...

>,>

<,<

>,>

Don't tell her I said so lol :P

[mcs0083]

My lips are sealed ;)

[Desiree]

*give Fera one of those stares with that so-called cute look he likes so much*

 

*TWAPS*

 

didn't expect that, huh? HUH? yeeah... thought not...

[Samuraiflip05]

It's your hand...not your mind....that should be down there all the time.  :D

[Desiree]

o__o

 

*agrees*

 

>_>

<_<

[Samuraiflip05]

:D  ROFLMAO!!