All your butts are belong to me!

[42Bonzo88]

  NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!! Not my beautiful legs!! *shakes fist at Reyler goes out once more* "But I'll be Back!!

[bad company]

*makes ring of fire around legs*

[reyler]

You have to realise that a Dirty Harry look isn't intimidating in the slightest because Clint Eastwood has no eyes and blind guys are only dangerous when they're Asian martial arts masters or just when they try and operate heavy machinery.

[42Bonzo88]

  Okay, okay if that's the way you want to play it. Kung Fu Panda screams "HHHHIIIIIIII YYYYYAAAAAAHHHHH"

[Thorum]

*Gets his shotgun out*

 

*shoots*

[reyler]

*wonders what Thorum was aiming at, if anything*

[GrandpaG]

It's so nice to see you back in action, kitten.  :-*

[reyler]

I prefer noir over action, but we can't all be in the same genre.

[GrandpaG]

I was going to give you a salutatory "touche", but I don't have a little carat thingy to put above my "A" sounding "e"...so, well done (as usual)!!!

 

And, thanks for making me smile.

:)

[Moghedian]

:) looks so innocent when compared to  ;)

[reyler]

A carrot'll getcha killed.

[Thorum]

at least if you leave it in rey's hands

[42Bonzo88]

    Is the carrot going to be her next weapon to maime if not Kill me with? :o

[Thorum]

she'll kill with watherver weapon you give her.

 

Be it a carrot, a gun, or the entire WOT series

[reyler]

Or possibly the William Tell Overture - that thing is lethal.

[42Bonzo88]

    *Stands with Apple in mouth*

[reyler]

*instead plays the Anvil Chorus*

[GrandpaG]

    *Stands with Apple in mouth*

 

 

* reaches for his sturdy Two Rivers long bow *

* starts to reach for a nice, straight arrow *

* remembers his angular miscalculation during the Tinker visit to SG *

* puts the bow back down *

:-[

[reyler]

And anyway, the apple should be on top of your head if you don't want the arrow to go right through it and pierce the back of your head. Unless that's the idea.

[Myndrunner]

MMMMMMM, Roast BOnzo?  Delicious! *brings his bottle of Donkey Punch Sauce*

[reyler]

*grabs the bottle of sauce and lobs it into the Soup*

[Myndrunner]

NOooooo!! Not all of it!!  *dives into the soup after it*

[reyler]

'Tain't "the soup", 'tis "the Soup". Into which just about everything has been added as an ingredient and which has by now most likely developed sentience.

[Myndrunner]

Taint Soup?? mmmmmm, sounds tastey!  *readies spoon*

[reyler]

Yeahhhhh... you prolly don't want to eat that...