All your butts are belong to me!

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

drink up galdys, for tomorrow we may sleep deeply

[reyler]

Pretty sure nobody really needs yet another Texas Chainsaw Massacre film.

[GrandpaG]

* pops the lid off from the roaster and crawls out of the oven *

* does a quick Gwampy dance to cheer up the crowd *

* watches to see if he was successful *

[reyler]

This is Fiddlesticks, Gwampus; there is no crowd.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

there's three so technically there is a crowd

[reyler]

VARIABLE SITUATION BONUS

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

I'm always here.

 

surprisingly.... sometimes I shut up.

[reyler]

I'd debate "always". Or at least, with relation to "here".

 

Anyway, he's not.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

gee davey, I don't k ow about that...

 

pretty sure he's always watching, especially in the shower.

 

you could debate always for my presence but.... hyperbole or not it's too nearly true to make anyone happy.

[reyler]

I think I prefer to not contemplate Gwampy's shower-time exploits.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

there's a sturdy chair involved, bet on it.

[reyler]

'Pon which sits his keister, which once I described as two giant, pink avocadoes.

[Mrs. Cindy Gill]

will not point out the likely position of the various pedeshkies

[reyler]

In his shoes, most likely.

[mcs0083]

Damn my butt is no longer mine again.

[reyler]

You thought going away for a year or two voided my deed?  

[mcs0083]

I could have sworn there was a termination clause.

[reyler]

Dry your eyes, my dear fisherman, your ass belongs to me

[mcs0083]

I wonder how many people have wondered in here only to have their posteriors spirited away?

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[reyler]

Nobody loses them, they just don't own them anymore.

 

I have explained this before.

[WWWwombat]

My butt's sticker expired.  Need a new one.

[reyler]

Your butt's USDA rating expired, too.

[mcs0083]

I smell a lawsuit!

[reyler]

No, that's the smoke grenades.

[WWWwombat]

Does that mean I can't tell people to kiss my ass anymore?