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CoL Bus Tour- Kin you be my fwiend?


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So there was this midget in a red satin jumpsuit and he sold me these special magic beans and told me that if I planted them deep in the soil and watered them diligently then a giant beanstalk would grow and I could climb it to a new world full of happiness and dancing bunnies and marshmallow clouds and stuff. So I was all like "ooh I'm good with dirt (ask Paityr) and nifty with a hosepipe (I refer you to my previous brackets) and there I was all revved up and heading for bunnyville when JD knocked at the backdoor (no that's not a euphamism) and he was all like "I'll show you my royal flush for beer and peanuts" and so we got drinking and chatting and flushing and then Paityr came home and he was just mad, I mean like crazy mad, I could tell because he sat down and gave us a three hour lecture on the poop habits of grizzly bears (no-one can talk poop like my Paityr). I remember more beer and I think we tried to smoke the magic beans and then I lost about three days and now I'm in the back of the bus again and I guess it must be fish wars time because there's an eel in my hand ......oh ummm nothing to see here. Oh look it's a witch, a witch! Burn her!!!

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Uh Hax? Why are you in the Drivers seat Hax? Why are you tooting my horn? Hax? Uh, Hax? You know the tires are deflated right? Hax? Why are you driving away?

 

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Sunova... *runs after the bus*

 

Crap, he's stealing the bus... and he seems to be driving straight for the aiel!

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*laughs* These are my finest attributes, I guess. ;)

 

Now, *hands Sam a thick book full of... something terribly boring* I'll let you get to page 10 before I start "distracting". How's that? ;)

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