PANDY- THE CREATOR OR THE DO?!

[Moghedian]

Cosmicpanda- like a god he watches over all the proceedings of SG with an unjust eye, carefully watching to see who would be best helped with some torture or pillaging of their homes. However do any of us really this great godlike being among us?  ::)

 

 

For many months he sported this picture as his signature yet did any of us noticed the 'deeper meaning' of it? Very delicately and unobtrusively incorporated into the illustration is the phrase 'Pandy for President' yet was it too subtle? It is apparent to me that unless we heed the hints that he is giving us that he wants world domination we are all going to perish. Does he have the power to do this you ask. Of course.

 

[move] -Trolloc Enforced Commercial Break- [/move]

 

 

 

Grr, don't you hate those things? Anyway as I was sayingif we don't appreciate this near-immortal being amongst we will surely perish in flames as he clearly has immense power. There is yet another reason why we should all worship him. He can speak with a Kiwi accent.  ;D

*Shocked gasps from the audience*

 

And I think with that comment I have won you all over.  ;) Now go to the voting booths and vote for the next Evil Dictator of the World!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Chop chop!

 

 

[cosmicpanda]

You're wrong about the Kiwi accent.  ;D

 

But you have impressed me so I will give you 10 points for these points. *nods*

[Moghedian]

Yay! Thank you!!!  ;D ;D

Does this mean that I am unofficially a Dreadlord?!  :D

[cosmicpanda]

Actually, you already were due to the DO thread.

 

But meh.  :D

[bad company]

Who's next DO?

[cosmicpanda]

Far's organising it.  :P

[HotW Moiraine]

I leave for a little while, and I come back and they worship YOU?!?!?

 

Hah, if only they knew you like I do.

[cosmicpanda]

fortunately they don't  :-*

[TheMasterDude]

no kidding

 

pandy is a lame lout who doesn't get anything done. EVER! psh I mean he even lives in New Zealand, NEW ZEALAND! What a stupid place to live....oh they go "Oh we are so awesome we are a day ahead of everybody else." I say the hell with that. God just hated them so much that he put them ahead of everybody else that if they go somewhere else in the world they have to live their pitiful lives over again. For another thing Pandy is so stupid that he even had to do kindergarten over....6 times even! So if he thinks he is cool and all that I say duck him! He is just another poser out there and needs to be put down just like the lame dog he is.

[cosmicpanda]

*nods appreciatively*

 

Good effort, though not the best I've read.  :P

[bad company]

Rant of the week goes to someone, I don't see all threads so I can't really tell

[TheMasterDude]

*mumbles something incoherently then stabs the hell out of pandy*

[Nynaeve]

Pandy, I made you some cookies... but I ated them....  :-[

 

 

LMAO

 

 

 

 

 

Nyn

[cosmicpanda]

Nyn  :(

[TheMasterDude]

I ated half of them.

[Moghedian]

*Makes a poll because she can*

[bad company]

Who ate all the cookies?

[cosmicpanda]

a better question is, who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

[bad company]

the cookie monster

[TheMasterDude]

*stole them from the cookie monster*

[bad company]

That's okay, he ha to eat vegetables now, cookies are a sometimes food

[cosmicpanda]

what about meat?

[TheMasterDude]

nope they changed the cookie monster to the veggie monster

[Alaksuleiel]

apparently he's quite fond of cucumber these days ;)

[bad company]

Suggestive much ::)