Holy crap

[The winds of Time]

i found a bomb what wire should i cut? the red, blue, black, green, white, yellow, or brown?

[Talya]

*shouts from a long distnace off*

 

All of them at once!

[Tayol]

no you cut the pink one

[Talya]

Thats right, leave the purple one out...!!!

[el Nynaeve]

No, no you have to cut the orange one and kink the purple one!!

[Talya]

what about the tan and turquoise stripped one...that looks good for it!

[The winds of Time]

COMON FIGURE IT OUT ONLY 12 seconds left!!!

[Tayol]

*panics*

[Sylvirci]

*Wraps Air around it and TWOT!*

Cut All But The BLACK One! ;D

[Climhazzard]

Cut the rainbow one!!!!!

[The winds of Time]

DAMN IT ALL! JUST RUN!

 

*runs out the door at full speed*

 

have fun!

[Sylvirci]

*Watches him run into the Air shield and laughs hysterically!*

[The Goblin Queen]

This of course begs the question.

 

Why do you want to stop the bomb from going off?

 

How are you to know the mind of the bomb-maker?  Perhaps there is a very good reason for the bomb.  It's likely anyone who can make a bomb is smarter than a person who cannot defuse the bomb, thus you should trust in the more intelligent person's judgment.

 

It takes dedication to learn to make a proper bomb.  A good bomb is a work of art, and you could be interfering with a beautiful artistic vision.  The bomb may be a statement worth listening to, and besides, who are you to interfere with the bomb's right to speak?  The vision of the bomb and bomb-maker may be worth being partaking in.

 

The natural order of things is for the bomb to explode.  That is what bombs do.  They explode.  Who are you to interfere with the intentions of the bomb?  Each being has their proper course and action.  The bomb's proper course is to explode.  What right have you to second guess the bomb?

[Jelly]

*calmly walks over to the bomb, and pours tea over it*

[el Nynaeve]

*watches as the wires catch fire from the tea and detonate the bomb, sending Jelly 30 feet into the air*

 

What on earth possessed you to pour tea on it? ;D

[Jelly]

;D

 

 

Well, considering it'd go off anyway, I felt like spreading the joy of tea  ;)

[The Goblin Queen]

Dammit, if there is going to be Jelly and tea all over the place, somebody better bring toast!

[Talya]

Sh's english..you need Ice Cream with that jelly...

[Tayol]

did you not read your bomb disposal manual

 

dont pour tea or icecream on a bomb

[The winds of Time]

Naa, she probably read the Tea Disposal Manual.

[Tayol]

*curses the Librarian*

[The Goblin Queen]

Sh's english..you need Ice Cream with that jelly...

 

 

She's English you say?

 

I must invite her over for tea and strumpets.

[Talya]

Oh she'd like that...*nods*

[Tayol]

what about me?

[Talya]

What about you?