Ban the user above you!

[thehumantrashcan]

I ban Arie for ignoring the burden of proof and following the guilty-until-proven-innocent practice that is a staple of any tyrannical dictator!

[CaddySedai]

I ban thehumantrashcan for trying to ban Arie. Nobody bans glorious leader. Glorious leader bans you. 

[Arie]

I ban SD for not coming in and defending himself.

[SinisterDeath]

I ban Arie for being a white tower witch.

[Arie]

I Ban SD for NOT being part of the White Tower!

[thehumantrashcan]

I ban Arie for banning SD instead of CaddySedai when it was CaddySedai who was above her!

[Arie]

I ban Oscar because I make my own darn rules.

[CaddySedai]

I ban Arie for making her own rules… and then make my own rule and ban Jason back in 1998 creating a paradox preventing the creation of Dragonmount and then go back in time to undo it and also play a jamming rendition of Johnny B Goode on my triangle because thats the only instrument I can play. 

[thehumantrashcan]

I ban CaddySedai for breaking the Space Time Continuum. 

[SinisterDeath]

I ban the green guy living in a trashcan for not living in a real house. 

[CaddySedai]

1 hour ago, SinisterDeath said:

I ban the green guy living in a trashcan for not living in a real house. 

I ban SD for implying a trash can is not a house. California would disagree. 

 

Woah, got too real there. 

[SinisterDeath]

I ban the imposter for violating international building code.

[thehumantrashcan]

I ban SD for implementing a rule that says I can't live where I want.

[SinisterDeath]

I ban the Trash Can Human for thinking I implemented those rules. Clearly it was Arie.

[Elder_Haman]

I ban Sinister Death for thinking Arie, or anyone else, is the boss of me. Now I'm going to go eat some milk and cookies and take a nap.

[Arie]

I ban Haman for taking my cookies!

[thehumantrashcan]

I ban Elder Haman for not inviting us for milk and cookies!

[Arie]

I Ban Oscar for being too slow. ?

[thehumantrashcan]

I ban Arie for not believing in the moral of the story of the Tortoise and the Hare; slow and steady.

[SinisterDeath]

I ban the grouchy trashcan for throwing rocks at glass houses.

[Elder_Haman]

I ban Sinister for living in a glass house. Terrible energy efficiency.

[SinisterDeath]

I ban Elder Haman for lacking the necessary hair to be an Ogier.

[Arie]

I ban SD for taking to long to actually join the party. ?

[thehumantrashcan]

I ban Arie for banning someone who at least joined the party.

[SinisterDeath]

I ban the Oscar for not bringing any snacks to the party.