Nurse's Clinic

[Steel Axe]

*sees the happy look on sheli's face and figures the medicine must be working*

 

ok i set all your bones, now to wrap you in a full body cast so you dont accidently move the broken bones

 

*starts wrapping sheli in plaster, makeing a full body hard shell to protect her*

[sheliara]

:O:O:O:O OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo

 

it's another frog!!

 

*reaches for her blow torch to fry it with, but realizes she can't move*

 

*tries to twitch her fingers*

 

*they still dont budge*

 

*opens her eyes and sees pretty swirly colors, and can't find her arms and legs*

 

I HAVE NO LIMBS!!!!!!!!

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

*appears to grow tentacles*

 

Oooo now that is interesting

 

*flails her tentacles around, and uses them to walk into another dimension*

 

*floats through the air as much as she walks*

 

*comes down from the hgih with the abruptness of a bubble popping*

 

*snaps awake*

 

MY ARMS

 

MY LEGS!

 

I CAN'T MOVE!

 

Oh hi steelie!

 

*smiles up at him*

 

did you finally amputate some of ym limbs???

 

*relizes she is in a fully body cast*

 

*frowns*

 

no amputation????

 

*sighs* okay okay, now how am I supposed to get around in this bulky thing?????

[Steel Axe]

hmm that is a good question....

 

*calls in too cavalry privates*

 

oh you two are now going to carry mistress sheli around wherever she wants to go, if you hurt her i will amputate something on you that wont grow back.

[sheliara]

Oooo okay!!!!

 

*grins at the two privates sent to carry her around as she wills*

 

thansk steelie ;)

[Steel Axe]

*grins* now i'm almost feeling sorry for those guys

[sheliara]

*grins*

 

carry me out of here...

 

NO go at even speeds! NOW

 

okay, now in EVEN steps, carry me over to the war horse bar.

 

GO FASTER

 

ehehehhehe I'm mean, aint I?

[Steel Axe]

*hangs out to lunch sign on the door*

 

time to go drinking

[woolhead]

*walks in and steals the "out to lunch" sign to put up in the other tent permanently* :lol:

[woolhead]

*walks in and steals the "out to lunch" sign to put up in the other tent permanently* :lol:

[booklover1]

Aggggh.

Nurse,I gotta terrible headache.And I can't remember what I did at my new recruit party.I just remember a lotta drinks.BLLLLEEEECCCHHHHHH!

*Pukes something brown up on the floor*

[Corki]

I hope that won't need the attention of the rusty saw...

[booklover1]

NNNNNOOOOOO! Not the SAW!

*Runs away screaming*

[Guest Cadsuane]

Heh... should teach him to visit the Nurse's tent for something as common as a hangover! :D

 

But we must be forgiving, he is new, and has not built up the Band level of tolerance yet! :P

[Guest Cadsuane]

*walks in*

 

Meany Horn stabbed me. Where's the nurses assistant?

[MsDanya]

*pokes* he's not in